Steven

Steven 🇨🇦🇰🇷🏳️‍🌈 (he/him, they/them) - 💻 software development, 🃏 card games, 🐦 birds, and a 👜 28cm sac à dépêches in barenia fauve with gold hardware.

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

@c0mpl3x1ty1 literally every time the wider public sees an archivist dismantle a codex to scan a book (or even a crafter hollow out a hardcover) people act like a library is being burned down

[In conculsion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @daehruoyserehw]

ennui is really a bitch. I have spent the last three years, more days than not, doing literally nothing. just dissociating and killing time between waking up and sleeping. I don't remember what it feels like to be engaged in my own life.

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

@gtc @MTGSecretLair they also dont do anything to prevent several copies from being shipped to the same mailing address, which is partially why i ended up with six copies of secret lair dandan

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

@gtc @MTGSecretLair Idk if you’re aware, but wotc doesnt do anything to prevent someone from queuing and checking out with as many guest browser sessions as they can from a single machine+connection; i had the opportunity to buy six copies yesterday (only bought 2, one for myself and a friend)

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

https://t.co/p59SA4cRwE

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

@gtc I think the actual craziest part is that counterspell almost isn’t good enough anymore

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

@kadeorkhalid it ran for two weeks at the princess twin in uptown waterloo

[Jacob Knight @JacobQKnight]

We’re living in a golden age of Fake 30 Rock
Movies That Inexplicably Became Real

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip

[Drayne O 🍙🐏 @DrayneO]

was looking for some old csgo clips, found the bemani tv ad instead

[フクダ トシヒサ @_Toshi___]

"絶対にドローしたいデュエリスト"
VS
"絶対にドローさせたくない猫"

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

where tf are people getting custom electrocapacitive keybord pcbs??

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

holy crap, i can buy custom microswitches for electrocapacitive keyboards now?!

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

quite possibly my most intrusive thought of the last decade

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

lmao holy shit https://t.co/AmUjyHYDrv needs to write me a cheque since i pressured crystalcommerce into allowing web crawlers again

[Steven @Kelly28Sellier]

the auto shop i walked past this morning was blasting sza