Kelly

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[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

"I will hold myself to a standard of grace not perfection"

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

“You’re the least phobic of the homos” this is the best thing anyone’s ever said to me

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

Sometimes I think maybe I want children and then I hear a child scream crying somewhere and I remember how much I love my cat

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

Filling out your family medical history is always the worst time

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

I graduated college four years ago. It has been FOUR YEARS since I had written assignments. Tell me why I am STILL having nightmares about assignments I forgot to do!?

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

“If a bowling alley strike animation was a person” this is the greatest way anyone has ever described me

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

The mental illness be tasting like I should get a new tattoo…

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

As the golden retriever friend there is nothing I have learned to love more than when you get your black cat friend to do that little hidden smile they do when they can’t help but laugh or smile at what ever you just said or did

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

One of my coworkers is just sitting on the porch playing guitar and this is the best dinner break ever

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

“I think it’s a new moon”
“Nah I think it’s the same”

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

Me: six is my lucky number
Coworker: it’s because you keep getting six days
I want to go home

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

I didn’t have ending the year locked in my room with Covid on my bingo card

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

Me: I’m going to drink bleach
Friend: if you’re going to do that just give me a heads up so I can go pick up the cat

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

My friend was having a panic attack and asked me to explain in detail how pyro load works to help distract her. I mean if it works it works but that was a first for me

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

“You’re not a lady, you’re a problem”

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

“I don’t make choices, only mistakes”
“Mistakes are choices, just choices you regret” when I tell you I was FLABBERGASTED

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

I think I’ve done too much healing in the past few months because someone asked me if I was a Slytherin. Well I’ve been a Hufflepuff my whole life but I guess the trauma be kicking in.

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

“I’d like to be reincarnated as a muffin. That way I could be eaten and dead” we’re all doing fine

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

Me: I’m going straight to hell
My athletic trainer: you can’t do anything straight

[Kelly @Kelly6Soares]

I can’t express the feeling it gives me when my friends are so excited to tell me they started therapy

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