Kelly Ann

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

what i wouldn’t do to be drunk at a @DaveandBusters right now…

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

Are you on rug cleaning tik tok or are you mentally stable? jw

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

getting old is: getting an uncomfortable amount of excited when you discover a new sleepcast on @Headspace

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

Can someone please explain to me why i’ve spent the last 45 minutes watching a live of a dude peeling the shell off of an uncooked egg

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

@Glaser_GB @UCF_Football @GatorsFB @UnionHomeMtg @GasparillaBowl @BowlSeason @ESPNEvents @SEC @American_FB @VSPC @espn @UF @UCFKnights @VisitTampaBay @caseyjarrell

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

Dear @RobinhoodApp, instead of notifying me 20 times every day that my stocks are down why not just send me 1 alert saying “move your money you dumb bitch”?

Sincerely,
a dumb bitch with no knowledge of what a “stock” even is

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

@ashhwynn you deserve the world and nothing less!!!!!!

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

did we ever find brian laundrie or did we just stop talking about it

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

I can’t be the only one who only knows what a filibuster is because of Parks and Rec….. 👀 nah

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

we get it, fitness is your life

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

There’s nothing more annoying than a girl who just started going to the gym.

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

Do you eat the left side of a sub upside down or are you normal?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Simba and Cooper. They’re finally fully vaccinated. Hugging for the first time in over a year. Both 14/10 heartwarming as h*ck

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

*switches between apps to have separate conversations on several platforms with the same friend*

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

@KGphoto like this^^^ but scale X 1000 so i can just place it in my living room and it will suck every single hair up at once

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

why has no one invented a vacuum yet that just sucks all the dog hair out? i need to know? what are you waiting for? it’s your time to shine?

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

@emilyfodor Will likely never watch this show again because of the dumpster fire that is matt james. The only good part of this season was Emmanuel Acho and i stand by that

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

@PetSmart @caseyjarrell

[Kelly Ann @KellyAnn5296]

the next stimulus check is a 20% off coupon to bed bath & beyond

[E n i @Eniolasupo]

I didn’t pass the bar exam. I missed it by 7 points. I’ve been taking it hard. I’m writing this post to rip the bandage off but also because I don’t wanna be the type of person that only shares her victories. Everything isn’t always peachy ... Not one and done, but done soon.