Kelly Cox

terrible dancer

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

There is….just too much? (I mean that in every way possible about everything and will be taking no questions thank you.)

[JP @jpbrammer]

third coffee. I am whimsical and important and can solve difficult riddles

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

@UncleDubba88 @PicturesFoIder WAIT I also saw the way and it was genuinely surprisingly bad!

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

I’ve started disassociating from the world by watching The Kardashians having never consumed any of their content before and I just felt like this was the only appropriate place to share that and I’m going to be so embarrassed if this is my last tweet but anyway here we are.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

I will honestly be sad if Twitter goes away but I do love that it’s instigating a wave of people starting newsletters in the year of our lord 2022. Let’s always come back to newsletters you guys.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

Sometimes I feel connected to my physical body in deep intuitive ways and then other times I think there’s something wrong with my phone speaker for a month until my doctor tells me there’s so much wax build up in my left ear she’s surprised I’m not experiencing hearing loss.

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Stand Up for Yourself, Get Lightheaded, Then Sit Back Down Again: https://t.co/tX7Bs6h8iO

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

I am thinking about getting one of those DNA kits to find out my dog’s breeds is this insane dog parent behavior y/n. I just want to understand his weird dog brain instincts more! I’ve never felt the impulse to DNA test a cat because cats are just perfectly 100% that bitch.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

@claw_rah @j_will_soon I love this developing partnership and am going to suggest @j_will_soon name his future album "unsolicited audio files"

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

I watched the man say "star cake-er" and then collapse into giggles roughly 12 times in a row on the new season of bake off and if I could inject it into my veins I would.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

Have I decided to have a birthday party this year largely for the opportunity to make a birthday party invitation PERHAPS.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

What am I going to talk to @j_will_soon about first thing in the morning once the Don’t Worry Darling press tour is over and I can’t immediately bombard him with whatever drama update I read about on Twitter that he politely listens to while not caring in the least about.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

@CoolLemon26 Can I be excited about both?!?

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

I think a small gnat situation just flew up my nose INSIDE OF THE HOUSE and I feel genuinely violated.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

SO THE BAND YOU HEAR IN THE MOVIE IS ACTUALLY LETTERS TO CLEO BUT THE ACTRESSES WHO PLAY THE PUSSYCATS REALLY SELL IT. THE REVIEWS WERE LUKEWARM BECAUSE THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME IN A LOT OF WAYS. ALSO TARA REID GIVES HER BEST PERFORMANCE!

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

@CoolLemon26 @starlitdarkness @itsjustkenz_xo Wait I want to watch this too probably?

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

@michaelddwyer I am seeing Brandi in August and I know Joni is not going to be there but it’s like now there’s a precedence and that’s dangerous for my brain.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

@claw_rah Exactly.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

Bad news I just heard someone describing the minion movies on a podcast and it kind of made me want to see the minion movies.

[Kelly Cox @KellyAnneCox]

@claw_rah Been there!