j e l l y

I don’t think you're ready for this jelly

[caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum]

when children get into the "why" phase, it is the dad's duty to step in and drive the children to exhaustion with explanations deeper than they could have expected

from this perspective, it's clear that mansplaining serves an obvious evolutionary function

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

when someone asks “what do you think?” in the meeting but you were online shopping

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Blue cross and blue shield

[earth tones, with a vest @hatedbyvegans]

“Soft launch” this “hard launch” that, back in my day if you were even slightly interested in someone you’d post full photos of them on main for mcm or wcw

[hayley® @hayleyalex]

Guys, I’m seeing peplum tops and statement necklaces in downtown DC with alarming frequency. Stay safe out there.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Two cyclists leading the Tour of Slovenia decided to choose the winner with rock, paper, scissors

[trash jones @jzux]

“brother” is actually gender neutral when used as a term of endearment

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

what if spiders laughed like seth rogen when u found them

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

why girl’s named deborah always go by “deb” and never “bruh”

[Nigerian Giant @SheWantsTheVic]

I’m finna kill ‘em with this Praying Mantis move at the club tonight😮‍💨

[danlet @evildanevil]

some people turn 25 and decide they’re 42

[J @the_soccerfield]

Wedding tings

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

well well well if it isn’t me writing all the things from last week’s to-do list on this week’s to-do list

[Graycie York @gyorkmusic]

dolly parton just needs to show us her tattoos. i think it would save the world.

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

Sorry I didn’t answer, I was on Tik Tok watching someone restock their fridge and put things in clear containers for the last two hours. My bad.

[John Shields, MD, FAAOS @jointdocShields]

The opposite of a Debbie Downer is a Bethamphetamine