KellyBean

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

http://t.co/Wh6OBGCJfH Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/rg8bhVlflk

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

http://t.co/nU1kUZ4lWi Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/bOThqykhRe

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/cMnIbr6vEP

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

http://t.co/hyFwg94nDW If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/36UCZuNGWU

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

My Memory Lane is now mostly traffic cones. http://t.co/9zjtWrCu

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good? http://t.co/Cot7H60w

[KellyBean @KellyBean]

working like a savage