jelly

lol i’m a mess it’s fine

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

hearing someone snore enrages me

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

nothing hurts more than when an ugly boy doesn’t answer your hinge message that you only sent to hear his story about paul mccartney

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

honestly the worst part of a breakup is waiting for them to fall off your snap bff list

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

honestly my ex not knowing who dua lipa is should have been the only red flag i needed

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

my bf and i broke up on saturday night and i was telling my friend about it sunday morning and forgot his name i shit you not

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

that “driving distracted kills” billboard sure is distracting me while i drive

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

Coming up at halftime … 🐶

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

apparently “gut rot” is not a thing everywhere

[JPA @jasrifootball]

#Vikings QB Kirk Cousins crashed LT Christian Darrisaw’s interview…to ask him if he’s coming to Chilli’s 😂

“Yeah, I’m coming Kirko”

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

my roomie is going viral on insta

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

everybody excited to get a shorter work week when i don’t get paid holidays so i work the same amount of hours no matter what. rip.

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

do celebrities have health insurance?

[Culture @CultureHOF]

😳

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

it’s gonna be a lil treats kinda week

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

who else takes a shower and then has to be a potato for 20 min before getting dressed

[i like food @messedupfoods]

weekends finally here. time to fuckin relax

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

i have never had more mosquito bites in my entire life and i live in a desert state

[jelly @KellyBosch5]

i’m in the “looking at my uber trip history” late night spiral