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Accidentally left my phone at home today, not a single missed call or text! #popular 😂

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@MartinSLewis This little guy, I love it so much, it makes me happy just to see him, bought for £1.75 and is on display all year round even though I think he’s supposed to be a Christmas ornament. I often say i’m gonna leave him to my favourite child! It my most precious thing

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Things my daughter said;
What happens if the other team have the same uniform? (Kit)
Why do they queue? (You mean the line up for the national anthem)?
They should just kick it in the goal? (Good idea, drop Gareth an email! Probably hasn’t thought of that)!
#ENGNED #EURO2024

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The last Blacklist has left me, quite frankly, bereft. This show has consumed me, I’m devastated. And whoever decided to play RAIGN’s song while Dembe talks is a genius, but also a sadist. Balling my eyes out. Red is always the man! #blacklist #gutted

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@davidcinema

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@PicturesFoIder Gladiator

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@sainsburys Is this acceptable? Cancel an interview with less than 24 hours notice, offer feedback for the non existent interview, and then have the audacity to ask for feedback yourselves.
I’ve got some feedback, most I won’t post, but treat people better, this is outrageous!

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@sainsburys Is this acceptable? You’ve cancelled an interview with less that 24 hours notice, sent another email offering feedback on the non existent interview, and then have the audacity to ask for feedback yourselves? Outrageous way to treat people!

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Bloke at work just said he was off next week as he was going to Sheffield/Forest, thinking he was talking about an FA cup match I launched into a whole convo with him about football and at the end he goes, Oh I’m not going to a match, I’m going to a forest in Sheffield! 😂

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Yeah she’d so lovely

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My gorgeous girl is 18!!! I love her so much! 🥰

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Things my kid said today;
Joe Bloggs? I don’t know who that is..,
Robbie Williams was in take that?
Marvin Gay was black!!
I love her but she’s an idiot! 🥰

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@Nolebucgrl @nbcbrooklyn99 Omg, this is my fav show, I’ve had @KittyVuitton85 FaceTime me in the past so I can watch it before it is out over here!

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@Nolebucgrl @KittyVuitton85 Not gonna lie, it was a bit of a surprise for me! I had been playing with it and just decided to post it, as a bit of fun. 😬

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How the f**k am I supposed to know what bin day it is tomorrow when my neighbours do this?? Someone on this estate needs to get their act together so we all know what bin to put out! #wheeliebins #neighbours #binday

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This absolutely tiny little gorgeous fella was born at just 2lbs, 16 years ago today. I love him so much. He’s now my big lovely boy! Happy Birthday William! 💙

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This nutty little gorgeous girl is 17 today!!

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I love how the Twilight films go from being a trying to take it seriously Indie style movie to almost outright laughing at itself comedy by BD part 2. 😂 I still take all the books and films (except New Moon), seriously! Not even sorry that I still love it! #Twilight #forever

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@Nolebucgrl @KittyVuitton85 Libby was so concerned someone would fall up the stairs with the coffin or sneeze during the silence, although she also thought Charles was married to the queen and didn’t know who Princess Anne was!

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@KittyVuitton85 @Nolebucgrl Defo crazy! She was the one who told me Phillip had died! She’s a better British person than me!

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@Nolebucgrl “Interesting bunch”! Haha, some of them are bat shit crazy! 😂