Kelly Dahl

Always on vacation

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

Nothing is more annoying than someone watching a video in a public place with the volume on. No one else wants to hear that. “Oh, but I forgot my headphones,” they cry. Not my problem. Put that shit on mute. IF YOU DIDN’T BRING HEADPHONES, YOU 👏🏻 DON’T 👏🏻 GET 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 LISTEN

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

@Laura03p Oooh cartoon cookies and chips too

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” HAVE YOU EVER EATEN AT AUNTIE ANNE’S BRUH

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

I woke up early to wash and dry and style my hair and then I noticed it was raining and remembered I was in Florida so messy bun it is.

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

When you’re car battery dies but you gotta get your butt to the gym

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

[Mike leaving for work]
M: I love you
K: I love you more
M: I love you most
K: You’re not talking to my magical golden hair, right? LOLZ
M: Of course not, I was talking to the cat
K: 😒

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

Last night I got kicked out of a bar BECAUSE I FELL ASLEEP #old

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

@briznayfoo I swear, after working at The Fountains, EVERY TIME The Wobble or The Cupid Shuffle or another choreographed dance song comes plays, I’m at the front of the group teaching people how to shake it #lifeafteractivitiesteam 😅

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

I just drove past a liquor store that was having a free wine and cheese happy hour and went to the gym instead. Da fuq?!

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

Going through a memory box I've kept since high school...the 15yo version of myself is the most excruciatingly embarrassing thing ever 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

As part of #GISHWHES 2017, please take a moment to fill out this survey plz kthanx 😘
https://t.co/cbkk4ErGXd

[wayward enthusiast @wwsisenthusiast]

How do you brush your teeth? Which hand? Which side of your mouth do you start on? Answers are for science! #gishwhesteeth

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

This is my mouth's happy place 😋

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

First time wearing nylons with my uniform again after spending the last 6+ months in black tights...Sexiness level increased by approx 34% 💋

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

...all because @Forever21 Customer Service reps failed to take action when issue was originally presented. Real cool, guys.

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

Received another email from @Forever21 saying the product has shipped and now I'm basically stuck with this item I don't want/need

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

Asked for a @Forever21 manager twice and was informed they were all in a meeting and would call me back within 48hr (crazy long meeting?!)

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

Called @Forever21 CS today and was greeted with scripted replies and a "solution" that involved me paying $16 to receive $12 return payment

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

Got an email 5hrs later with a generic reply that they couldn't help and to call @Forever21 customer service (which was already closed)

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

@Forever21, your customer service is laughable. Made a mistake in an online order, emailed customer service immediately to correct the issue

[Kelly Dahl @KellyDoll]

@RebeccaIsRising On this hunt I've learned well That adhesives sure are handy