Kelly

[Kelly @KellyFShelton]

I am positively living for the anti-Jeremiah propaganda on the Internet right now. #teamconrad #butnotconradandbelly #justconrad #tsitp

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@TNSouthernlib It's a mystery.

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@ADHDForReal All the time. Also I can't picture things in my mind so I skip a lot of descriptive sections and just read the dialogue.

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@StrangerNews11 Who

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Dear romantasy writers - "teeth gnashing" is not sexy at all. Please stop saying that.

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@halaljew And their goats.

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@glenn_tunes Well yeah but we'd love to hear your advice on how the average American can oust someone who doesn't even recognize the authority of federal judges. ❤️👍🏻

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Blood and Ash > ACOTAR

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@ssing @hoodopulence Lol about a thousand times because that's all the radio stations played in 2000's but ok.

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To the mom at the 12:50 show of Minecraft at Regal Pinnacle in Knoxville who was on her phone 90% of the movie - my kids didn't notice your bright phone screen in their faces bc of where they were sitting but I did and ,more importantly, I promise your kid did. Do better.

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Went to gyn for an ultrasound re: heavy periods. Ended up getting a diagnostic D&C in office. No pain management. Excruciating but I felt like I had to just endure it. Here's the reminder that bc women can tolerate pain doesn't mean they should have to.

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@FPWellman @APompliano We have great insurance and each kid cost over $3000.

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@SeeMoreSayMoreX @BonifaceOption There absolutely were autistic children in the 70s, they were just institutionalized as opposed to being integrated into the community and schools.

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Imagine trying to mansplain to me what time it is at my house. Are men okay?

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@LinkofSunshine Where is Lasik free lol. It cost me a small fortune. Also, it's likely that even with Lasik, you'll need readers at some point. Still worth every penny to wake up in the middle of the night and be able to read a clock.

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Low-flow showerheads are not a victimless crime. Thank goodness we have someone in Washington taking this travesty seriously.

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@lippyent Um... yeah. Who hasn't heard of cloth diapering? Where did you think diapers got rinsed? Good grief this generation is clueless.

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@CollinRugg Don't look up.

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@BeingJWood You answered your own question. Control.

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@petermarietoto This is going to ruin the world tour doesn't hold a candle to this.