Kelly Hiller

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

@alanoscopy Been there, never really left

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Best thing about this pandemic not being over is that the foundation I bought prior to it starting is still half full

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Does the fact that I find the smell of head and shoulders shampoo sexy make me an adult? Or a freak?

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Also feel free to argue with me. I’m a well educated registered nurse. I know my FACTS and I’m not afraid to make anyone look stupid on this public app. Would love to convince people to get vaccinated and become pro choice!

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

You can’t use the “my body my choice” argument against the covid vaccine and also be pro life … not positive but I’m pretty sure hypocrites go to hell

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

I just very seriously suggested a scrapbooking party to my friend group and it made me realize that I now have all the same hobbies as my 4th grade teacher

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! Can we arrest trump now? Or...

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Trumps babysitter really needs to reign him in. I’m assuming he does in fact have a baby sitter because I’ve never seen anybody act so god damn childish before

[ford larquaad @rifaatty]

RT if planned parenthood was helpful to you or a friend in some way

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Do you guys think dancing with the stars is going to turn into a murder mystery show since Carole Baskin is on it this season?

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Oh god the middle aged women I follow on Instagram for her food blog have discovered tik tok.. just watched a video of her stirring Mac and cheese to WAP. This is the final straw of 2020 for me.

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Dropped 90% of my lunch on the floor so I guess that diet I meant to start 6 months ago is starting today

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Honestly might get pregnant just so I can take breaks in the lactation room at work every few hours

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Never feel quite as clueless as I do talking to the lady who does my taxes for me

[Jessica Vosk @JessicaVosk]

So. The government has been telling women what they can do with their bodies for yearrrrrs, yet you can’t wear a mask cuz you think your rights are being taken away? Cry me a river and then go donate to Planned Parenthood. 💁🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Hiller @KellyHiller7]

Honestly what else does @realDonaldTrump have to do before his dedicated brainwashed followers realized he is a BAD MAN

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

“If there’s no police, who’s going to solve the crimes?”

Me:

[Dwayne Reed @TeachMrReed]

White supremacy won’t die until White people see it as a White issue they need to solve rather than a Black issue they need to empathize with.

[Kate @katetoseeit]

A simple thank you to everyone who compiles these resources. (Also it takes 5 seconds sign the damn petitions.)