kelly

i’m only semi-cringey

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

Either you’re really good at Mario Kart or you can actually drive irl. There’s only one or the other, can’t have both.

I’ve been in 3 accidents so y’all know where my priorities are at

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

Demand the Dismissal of Mat Mustard from Vallejo Police Department - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3w11LTGB9a via @Change

Said “women who are sexually assaulted are on a high to get assaulted again” and got promoted. Fuck that.

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

Aliens are real

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

YES

Aphantasia representative finally 😭

Literally had a crisis when I found this out 3 years ago

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

It's baffling to me that some of y'all see stuff in your mind. You SEE it? The way your eyes see? I always thought "visualize" meant thinking of the words/ideas/feelings associated with a thing, not actual visuals.
I am such a total 5 on this scale I didn't know 1-4 existed.

[@amuse @amuse]

Burning Man is lit…

[@amuse @amuse]

BURNING MAN: Local authorities have declared the event a disaster. With 5,000 VCs and 65,000 registered Democrats trapped in Black Rock City, Biden is under pressure to declare the event a national disaster.

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

I miss Mac Miller

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

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JRLightRunner

#PokemonGo #PokemonGOfriend

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

@iAmazingHistory Thank you 😊

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

I’m a World Champion! What’s your Duolingo learner style? #Duolingo365

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

@MicrosoftTeams bring back giphy and delete messages 🥺

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

Do you have games on your phone

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

Why is this popping up everywhere 💀

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

Uhhhh dream face reveal 😅😂

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

@hunterkoukan Absolutely

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

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JRLightRunner
#PokemonGO #PokemonGOfriend #PokemonGoFriendCodes

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

Almost done with my blanket! A year of work

[fredesque @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

Is anyone else obsessed with beating everyone on your leaderboard like I am? 😅 (Duolingo btw)

[kelly @kellyisntjelly]

The quote tweets is just people clowning Android 💀

[Android @Android]

It’s time to fix texting. Help Apple #GetTheMessage