Kelly Allison

Welcome to Kellyland✨

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Goodbye NYC. A sad day in America

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Quietly creeping LinkedIn today seeing whose leaving their jobs 😆

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Monday back from being off sitting in the gym parking lot while it’s snowing. Book the trip😆😭🌴

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Is there anything worse than cleaning out the refrigerator? #sendhelp

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Also, is anyone sick of Kelly Clarkson? Why is she on everything? #blessherheart

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Does anyone actually get an appropriate vehicle when selecting “comfort” on Uber? I think this is probably my first time getting a Suburban on comfort. People marking their Toyota Camrys as comfort really are the bane of my existence😆

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I’ll say it- “acai” has way too many syllables for being such a short word. #WeTweet

[Hi, I’m Jay! @AestheticPuppet]

When Bob Iger announces the cancellation of the reservation system

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I really dislike the Natalie Portman Miss Dior commercials. I literally cringe every time. This is my first tweet in two years so you know I’m passionate on this one😆 #welcomeback

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@jakeowen Please play a few songs at my wedding reception and get a wedding redemption from the Phil Mickelson misunderstanding🤣🙌🏻 #philmickelson

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Trevor Noah is not funny at all. That’s all

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Just saw you can see Santa at Bass Pro shops but he’s behind a glass window and has a glass shield strapped to his chin... this is getting outta hand

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@Leli626Zayas @froggyradio Then every other celebrity the past 4 years should do better 🙄 god forbid Froggy have an opinion

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I knew this whole Clair idea was going south since Benoit... cue the French music #BachelorNation #bachelorette

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Anyone else ever get a text from a friend that is just a picture with no explanation and you have no idea what it means? Is that a reflection of you or them LOL

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Virtual ball drop for NYE? I thought I’d seen it all...

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Love Island first timer...ok ok

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That awkward moment when you don’t want a dude to spray tan you 🤷‍♀️

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Being an adult is saving plastic bags

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You know you’re stressed when you pop a preventative Tylenol 🤣