ThatGuyKelly

make my little heaven down here

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

The annoying dishonesty that is Kenya’s politics - many of those who were shouting Ruto down and heckling here are now firmly on his side; and it’s not because they have changed their ideology

[Ministry of Interior | Kenya @InteriorKE]

"The above normal rainfall anticipated from October through December this year, and possibly into early 2027, presents a serious risk of floods and landslides. This has prompted urgent preparations, particularly in counties in North Eastern, along the Coast and around the Lake Victoria basin."

- National Disaster Operations Center @NDOCKenya Director, Col. (Rtd) David Samoei

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The person behind the QVSE investment scheme, which has been cited in court for fraud, is recruiting Kenyans into a new platform called Apollo.

He is now asking investors to deposit Sh51,000 in exchange for a promise of access to money frozen in the previous scheme.

[John-Allan Namu @johnallannamu]

💯

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

The United Nations has transformed our world by advancing peace, self-determination and human progress. Yet it has also fallen short of its promise as conflicts persist, international law is applied inconsistently and inequality remains embedded in the institutions meant to uphold sovereign equality.

Addressing the General Debate of the 81st Session of the United Nations General Assembly in New York, I called for reform of the UN Security Council to give Africa equitable and permanent representation, with all the prerogatives and privileges of permanent membership. Africa must have a meaningful voice in the decisions that shape global peace and security.

The international financial architecture must also be reformed. Development cannot remain most expensive for the countries that need investment most, while debt service crowds out classrooms, healthcare and opportunity. Developing countries need greater access to affordable, long-term capital, guarantees and risk-sharing instruments to finance their development.

Reform must be matched by responsibility. Governments must manage debt prudently, strengthen institutions, deepen domestic capital markets, honour contracts and confront corruption without equivocation.

Africa does not seek charity or special treatment. We seek a fair opportunity and a meaningful voice in shaping our common future. We must build a global system where every nation has a voice, every people has a stake and every child has a future.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Decoding Kenyan Passport Ranking:

The Kenyan passport has risen five places in the latest Henley Passport Index.

From 73rd last year to 68th globally this year.

The number of destinations Kenyans can access without a prior visa has moved slightly from 70 to 69.

#NTVTonight @Ben_Kitili

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

New ad by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products.

[Prairie Builders Group 𝕏 @PrairieBuilders]

Saw this and was shocked

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

CMA has cautioned the public against 15 entities allegedly operating unlawfully:

— Global Investment Group (GIG)
— QVSE
— Kore Exchange
— Abacus Wealth Management
— Brown Advisory Group
— B Invest
— Bitblock Capital
— Maliwave Investments
— Monetrix Capital Investments
— Twenty-four Hours Pro expert Trader
— Wealth Sharing Group (Opticoin)
— CBEX
— Just Markets
— Ultima Cryptocurrency
— Lukman-trust fund

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

"I watch quality players."

Lisandro Martínez bringing the jokes 😂

[Prof. Alfred Omenya @aomenya]

My proposal for Kenya Police Uniform. They should ditch the oppressors designs and embrace the people's clothes! Kitenge! Ama namna gani wadau? Na wawache kunyonya hii mambo ya uniform. Nkt!

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Kenyans shocked to learn how Mathematics subject is taught in Swahili in Tanzania schools

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

lol

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Zambia has closed all courts across the country to prevent the opposition from filing an election petition on the final day.

The move comes after the opposition said it would challenge the presidential election results

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴👋🏿 Carlos Baleba confirms his move to Manchester United. 😁🇨🇲

[Michael @JaMtoka]

The origin of shout-outs in Rhumba and African Music.

[utdreport @utdreport]

“Come on, that’s ridiculous.”

Michael Carrick wasn’t happy when asked if there was a lack of passion from #mufc in their first half vs Hull.

via @ViaplayFotball

[BenchwarmerzKE @BenchwarmerzKE]

Worship Sunday
“He makes me lie down in green pastures” - Psalm 232

#Driftwood7s

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has banned Webmasters Kenya Ltd and its CEO James Ayugi from its projects for at least five years over fraud and failure to provide documents requested during an audit.

Webmasters Kenya is the company linked to the eCitizen tender.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

IEBC has officially gazetted key timelines for the 2027 General Election:

— Election: Aug 10, 2027
— Public officers: Resign by Feb 10, 2027
— Independent candidates: Must leave political parties by May 8, 2027
— Registration: May 29–Jun 11, 2027
— Campaigns: May 29–Aug 7, 2027
— Fundraising: After Dec 9, 2026