Kelly

mystery writer, reader, mom, librarian, Zillow enthusiast, and gamer. there will be typos. she/her

[Kelly @KellyMHannon]

@runwithskizzers Yayayayayy!!

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@ericsmithrocks My auto level for prose is definitely low as well, washer.

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@KSekouM Premeditated maybe?

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@matttebbe One of my go to gifs for sure!!

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@TeacherOnTopic -my son said he had to do it or else he would have had to bother that student all afternoon because HE HAD TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON HIS WORD. 🙄😂

[Kelly @KellyMHannon]

@TeacherOnTopic My son’s unchecked kid logic at recess recently went like this:

-asked if he could do a thing and was told no by another student
-said “if you don’t let me I will bother you all afternoon”, was still told no
-did the thing he was told no about
-other student complains (1/2)

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Thanks for your resume .@TuckerCarlson and while we note that you have “a wealth of experience in spreading manure”, we have no openings at this time.

[Kelly @KellyMHannon]

@sim_kern Wild suggestion if people have read at all about the great migration. Black people moving north found a lot of racism here too, it just wasn’t as systemic (yet). There is no guarantee for queer folk moving that the new place will give what they need and make up for any losses.

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@ReingruberPam1 @pkb50 @EdKrassen Exactly, we are looking to have “reporting him” involve taking any guns away in addition to getting someone help. That way no one gets harmed.

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@ReingruberPam1 @pkb50 @EdKrassen Would doing something have included taking away firearms from a person with PTSD who demonstrated irrational/violent behavior? Because that is one of the things we are all trying to do.

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@rowanlou1312 I love my medicinal Cheez-Its!

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@IainClarke13 @clhubes 😂😂 i love it!

[Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Sword Bisexual @shengokai]

We seem to have forgotten that the moral arc of the universe doesn’t bend towards justice unless you jump up and down on the fucker.

[Kelly @KellyMHannon]

@Chuckles813 @AviWoolf The original tweet got me excited that he finally died. 😫

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@ChuckTingle @VeroniKaboom Happy to join the Bigfoot buds! Let’s go dance aggressively in the temperate forest!

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@JeneeLestrange @SallyDannielle @oldenoughtosay It is an easy solution! I just needed to be reminded that salty snacks existed ha ha! I’m more of a starbursts girl.

[Kelly @KellyMHannon]

@JeneeLestrange @SallyDannielle @oldenoughtosay My GP didn’t want to prescribe anything for my low blood pressure so we decided I would increase my salt (i am a sugar snacker) and it has done WONDERS for the random dizziness if I eat cheez-its regularly.