Kelly Brett

don't frown, you'll get wrinkles

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

Two things everyone hopes their child will not be:

1) Someone who takes the lower offer on The Chase

2) Someone who grasses on the fugitives on Hunted

#Hunted

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

@marksandspencer very misleading? Chocolate clusters? Not a cluster insight? Surly it shouldn’t be like this?!!

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

@TheRangeUK what on earth.. doesn’t even look like the same tree 🤣🤣

What a marketing error- this is shockingly bad 🙈

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

@AldiUK
Enough salt??!! This is awful 😣

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

@kfc @KFC_UKI
RAW chicken served to us today 🤢🤢🤢🤢 not even a sorry or a refund offered!!!

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

@KFC_UKI @kfc
RAW chicken served to us, no refund offered to us! Sort it out 😩😩😩😩😩

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

@kfc @KFC_UKI
Absolutely shocking- RAW chicken burger. No refund offered to us to be told that the chicken is normally cooked… well I’d hope so 😩

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

@walkers_crisps
Please explain why my toddler had a packet of baked crisps (healthier option) and there was a lump/rock of salt? For someone who can’t have a lot of salt this is a huge concern! How did this pass trading standards, shocked!!

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

Salads are only acceptable in this weather

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

Does anyone else struggle with what to eat in the weather because I just can’t be arsed.. it’s too hot 🥵

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

#jonnydepp plenty of these tonight

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

With Covid and everything else that’s happened this year, 73mph winds seem pretty normal 😂🥴

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

It’s literally the calm before the storm

[ISAWITFIRST @isawitfirst]

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[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

I absolutely love a good camembert

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

Once a mother stops protecting her children she is no longer a victim, it's a conscious decision #24hoursinpolicecustody

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

Does anybody else think Christmas cards are a waste of fucking time or is it just me?

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

Worst thing about being the first of december tomorrow.. elf on the fucking shelf 😫

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

That looks like a massive jacket potato, roast potatoes and dauphinois potato

[John Terry @JohnTerry26]

Thank You @British_Airways for a superb flight and hospitality ✈️🇬🇧🇳🇬
Food , Service and Staff Excellent as always. 💙🍷

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

They’ve both hurt that baby at some point. He’s just the one who did it on that day. So sadly shocking 💔 that poor baby. #24hoursinpolicecustody

[Kelly Brett @KellyMayyy]

You just can’t beat a good bagel 🥯