Kelly Meldrum

Writer. Mental Health Advocate. Theater Nerd. Bylines @washingtonpost @huffpost @todaysparent She/her.

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I'd like to thank the people who buy the gift bags. Because of you, I have never had to buy a gift bag. Thank you, from the bottom of my large gift bag filled with smaller gift bags.

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Spontaneous weekend trip to see Sweeney Todd & Gutenberg! on Broadway. Core memories made. ✔️

@SweeneyToddBway @GutenbergBwy @BroadwayDirect @GatenM123 @joshgroban @joshgad

[Freestyle Love Supreme @freestylelove]

@KellyMeldrum @aneesafolds @kailamullady @AnthVeneziale @tarikrdavis @Lin_Manuel @Kailamullady1 And what a debut it was! Thanks for coming, Kelly!

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Made my Broadway debut with #FreestyleLoveSupreme last night! I told a true story & they retold it in hip hop song.

How it started: Drunk Chimpanzee Drags Girl Across Parking Lot.

@freestylelove @aneesafolds
@kailamullady @anthveneziale @tarikrdavis @Lin_Manuel

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@avenaim You’re a blue check and an artist, as such I assume you appreciate credit and copyright. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your taking credit for this tweet was a mistake. I am a writer, I wrote this, & it has been published elsewhere. Please delete. Thank you!

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My mom taught me to treat others the way I wanted to be treated, but you’d be surprised how many people don't want their shoulders massaged while in line at the grocery store.

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My uterus is retired, but keeps showing up for work like, "you got anything for me to do?"

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I want you to know that you are worthy of love, acceptance, healing, and happiness. In all of history, there has only been one you. There will only ever be one you. This world needs the weird, messed up, one-of-a-kind you in it. You are worth fighting for.

Keep fucking going.

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Radical

acceptance

inclusivity

love

(period)

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

The tests came back. First, the good news. You don't have hypochondria.

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I'm not usually vengeful, but when I am it's because someone gave my kid a whistle.

[Just J @junejuly12]

I don't like breaking rules

But I do like them all bendy

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It’s weird that people ask why I am a writer, as if I had any choice in the matter.

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I've watched children lick animals, shag carpet, a handrail at the zoo, the sidewalk, and a chair leg at the mall so evolution is done now.

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I always abbreviate follow up as f/u because you should have gotten back to me.

[Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby]

ugh i wish everyone would take this virus seriously. my husband and i are vacationing in tahiti and literally no one at this beach party we're having is wearing masks. i sincerely hope this improves. my husband really needed this vacation bc his covid is making him so depressed.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’ll say it.

The Oxford comma is good and I like it

[NoStigmas Mental Health @NoStigmas]

Please remember we are here. If you or anyone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts, please refer to the Crisis Hotline or Textline. Call 1-800-273-8255 or text "ALLY" to 741741 and a crisis counselor will be there to help.

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@ciderwithrosie Zita Christine (gma)
Richard John (gpa)
Nina Mae (gma)
Kenneth Cecil (gpa)
Luke John (great gpa)
Jacoba (great gma)

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@TheWriterJess Looking forward to it! My in-laws were 51% of the reason I divorced my ex.