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[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

RT for the chance to win a paintbrush signed by our own Bob Ross, @RomeOdunze 🖌️

[kel bel @KellyNicole]

Oh, he’s promoting his ballroom…

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The craziest thing about Trump portraying himself as Jesus Christ is that Trump raped a 13 years old girl.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Shit is so fucked up I almost liked an Alex Jones tweet.

[kel bel @KellyNicole]

To all of my fellow members of the 4AM club: we all knew. We all felt it.

We're not ok, none of us are ok.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

And you fuckers who just woke up to the fact that Trump is insane - don't expect any sympathy from anyone. You've all got blood on your hands, so don't come over and try to make amends, you can't. We warned and warned all of you. Now you're fucked, just like we said you would be.

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

I’m not joking when I say this might be the greatest collective psychosis I’ve seen, since like January 6th. There are petitions circling to get Starbucks to name a drink after him, a law in Oklahoma demanding that every public college build a statue of him. We’re in outer space.

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

HUGE NEWS FOR “MY GUYS AND GALS”!!! NEWSOM UNIVERSITY IS OPENING VERY SOON. ENROLLMENT IS ALREADY THROUGH THE ROOF. EVERYBODY WANTS IN (EVEN THE LOSERS) BUT ONLY THE SMARTEST, MOST TALENTED STUDENTS WILL BE ACCEPTED (NO LOW IQ DING-DONGS LIKE JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE OR LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM). NEWSOM UNIVERSITY WILL BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE CAMPUS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, TRUST ME THAT I'VE HIRED THE BEST CONTRACTORS TO BUILD. COURSES INCLUDE THE ART OF "MAPS," HOW TO TRIGGER “SLUMPY” SEAN HANNITY (VERY EASY COURSE, DAY ONE!), ADVANCED HAIR GEL APPLICATION (TAUGHT BY THE BEST), AND HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL LIKE ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — AMERICA’S “HOTTEST” GOVERNOR (MANY PEOPLE SAY IT, NOT JUST ME!). DING DING, THE SCHOOLBELL RINGS — CLASSES START THIS FALL!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THANK YOU! THANK YOU DEAR GOVERNOR!!!" TO WHICH I SAY, YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA!!! — GCN

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[kel bel @KellyNicole]

In swiftie fashion, having already clowned once this week… is clowning even harder still holding out for @taylorswift13 to close out the DNC. #DNC2024CHICAGO #repTV

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Happy indictment day, to those who celebrate.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Congrats to Donald Trump on finally winning a majority of votes!

[kel bel @KellyNicole]

@itsJeffTiedrich Popped the champagne that has been in the fridge since September!! Woo!!!

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

THE MOTHERFUCKER IS INDICTED!!!!

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Oh, good morning.

I see you’ve come down Fuck Around Road.

According to the GPS the next town is the scenic village of Find Out.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

RT for the chance to win a helmet autographed by @NBAxJay1 & help him win $25k to a charity of his choice!

#WPMOYChallenge + Johnson

[kel bel @KellyNicole]

@ColourPopCo 🌧️