Kelly Paterson

Big tall girl, who used to work in public relations and is now a scuba diving instructor

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@mike_mcgrail I love my job too. It feels so good, huh?

[Martyn McLaughlin @MartynMcL]

If you drill down in more detail, and subtract the administrative expenses at Turnberry's parent firm from its turnover in order to get closer to whatever that 'income' figure entails, the number is still £12.5m ($17.2m).

[Martyn McLaughlin @MartynMcL]

Even the turnover in the UK accounts - listed as £19.6m ($26.8m) is a country mile off that income figure listed in Trump's OGE filings. Comparing like for like, even accounting for that weird 'golf related revenue' descriptor, it's not even close.

[Martyn McLaughlin @MartynMcL]

Firstly, Trump lists his income from ‘golf related revenue’ at Turnberry as $9.8m. Which is interesting, given the latest UK accounts for Turnberry's parent company registered losses of £2.3m ($3.1m) for the 12 months to 31 Dec 2019.

[Martyn McLaughlin @MartynMcL]

NEW: Before he left office, Trump filed his final financial disclosures with @OfficeGovEthics. I’ve had a read through them. The income he is claiming in respect of his Scottish resorts is entirely divorced from the reality set out in black in white in his UK accounts. Thread 👇

[Martyn McLaughlin @MartynMcL]

There's a similar pic with his Aberdeenshire resort. Trump says its value is $50m+. Accounts show it owes £44m ($60m) on assets of just £32m ($43m).

In short, Trump claims his two Scots firms are worth $100m+

The accounts show they're in negative equity to the tune of $112m.

[Martyn McLaughlin @MartynMcL]

Reports that the OGE disclosure spans 2020. That complicates comparisons with the UK (2019) accounts. Figs reflect a major downturn in revenue, expected due to Covid. But the central absurdity remains: claiming the firms are worth $100m+ when they’re laden with $197m of debts.

[Police Scotland Levenmouth @PSOSLevenmouth]

As temperatures drop, take care on those roads and mind yer cannabis plantation might no be as well hidden tae.. 👀
#HashInTheAttic
#BlawPatrol
#BabyItsColdOutside
#OpProspect

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

This is an awesome #communications job. These guys do wonderful and meaningfull work. I was proud to be an extention of their awesome team.

[Loch Lomond & The Trossachs @lomondtrossachs]

JOB OPPORTUNITY: We're looking for a top-notch #Media & Campaigns Manager to join the Communications team here at @lomondtrossachs #NationalPark. Awesome team doing meaningful work in an ambitious organisation with a focus on #Climate #Nature & #Outdoors. https://t.co/Bble86zhiW

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@K8Snowden Or more like this

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@K8Snowden Just like that! 😂😂😂😂

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

Paid internship. Amazing.

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@CopaAirlines still on hold here! This is the fourth time trying. It is also using all of my cell minutes. Any chance someone can help me please?

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@CopaAirlines what happened today with the Panama flight from San Pedro Sula? You left passengers stranded?!?! Your representative refused to speak to us. I cannot get through on your customer service phone lines. #badcustomerservice #airlinefail #stranded

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@_BIG_ED_ looking for mce customer service. Need my proof of no claims pls.

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@gracle Aye that looks deep. I had to apply SF50 today as there is no cloud cover on the way to my office

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@scubapro one of my nova fins have broken after only about 60 dives! I’m in San Pedro, Belize. Can I exchange them locally?

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@gracle Not today! Pouring with rain. Aye @RealDonad_Trump #climatechange isn’t a real thing!

[Kelly Paterson @KellyPaterson]

@gracle @BIGPartnership What now?!?

[McFrank. @Mc_Frank_]

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