Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜

Words, Women, Will

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

“...Popcorn dieting, mouse torturing, cat raring, wine enthusiastic, Sauti Sol video worthy Einstein Mary Poppins.”

Wow! 😂

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

Actually... quite unforgettable since it’s an elephant😵‍💫

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

Bought ingredients to make njama-njama, got home and realised I do not in fact have njama-njama in stock.
Absolute effing legend!!!

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

My trick for special events (that kind one way dem di pin canopy for front yard).
I grab a seat, wash supplies and sit close to a water source in the backyard.
I’d rather sit and wash plates than hear “Lum abeg add me achu soup” or “KP, ask Ngia Joe what he’ll drink”

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

Which of this chores do you hate the most?

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

@DunnsOftheBuj @_theramabelle @JAEmmanuel9

[notsafeforyou @haterseraa]

A nous la coupe du monde 🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

@_theramabelle @dj_Chinjong 😂😂That man should start giving me a commission

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

@dj_Chinjong @_theramabelle My barber uses purple shampoo. We played with the grey a few times
Ei dey Kotto

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

We live the same lives 😂

[Dear LayoHomes @layoproperty]

I bought a container of milk for ₦6,500 at the supermarket last time but today I decided to get the sachet for ₦4,200 instead.

Poured it into the empty container and it filled it up completely.

That means I’ll stick to the sachet since it’s cheaper but gives the same quantity.

If you’ve been buying the milk container for ₦6,500, try the sachet milk for ₦4,200 and pour it into your container it’s the same quantity, just a better price 😉

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

@lazyorlaylah Praise be 😂

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

That is the question 😂

[BIGJO🇨🇲🇨🇩🇲🇿 @emmanuelbigjo]

@axemedia2023 Il y’aura aussi l’argent du billet d’avion dessus?🤔😩🙌🏽

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

Reason N•789366 why I love this little life. Pas de “oh what are we having for dinner?”
I don’t care, I don’t know, I don’t think about it, I don’t want to know, I don’t want to think about it.

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

Living alone sweetens the manifestation of my free will. One minute I am prepping ingredients for a one-pot meal, next minute the ingredients are back in the fridge and I am swallowing Indomie.
Stress no dey!!!

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

Living alone sweetens the manifestation of my free will. One minute I am prepping ingredients for a one-pot meal, next minute the ingredients are back in the fridge and I am swallowing Indomie.
Stress no dey!!!

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

If you work in advertising and do not take care of yourself,
you go either craze
or get crise cardiaque
or you go turn craze man with heart problems

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

Unrelated but related!
I think the state leaving certain roads unfinished is a creative way of naming those areas. Hence, End of Tar Longla, Fin Goudron Bangue, ainsi de suite
Creative urban planning strategy or wety wety...
Cheers🍷

[DAF @FDelavane]

There was an actual gate at bonduma gate to prevent heavy duty cars from going in there. That’s how it formed. Same as Bonduma Tap. Mini Coquette which is also Bonduma had a motel by that name, and Auberge just after Sandpit had a literal auberge there. Na just so.

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

@icemjjfish Oh oh oh!!!
I do this

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

If your doctor prescribes iron tablets, just take the damn things 😵‍💫😵🌀 religiously

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

@dj_Chinjong @cxc_cmr My day go one day cam!

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

I’m sorry 😂

[R/GA @RGA]

Publicis and WPP

[Ms. Lumière💡☀️🤍💜 @KellyPride9]

Drank coffee without eating. Body dey shake, body dey jitter

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

When the mac & cheese touches the baked beans