Kelly Rogers

I do what I want.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

not to victim blame but if my cat doesnt want me to nuzzle her soft little head with my nose then maybe she should stop being a perfect angel from heaven

[Elmer @erodzs]

Sometimes all I think about is you, late night in the middle of June

[Leonard Williams @leonardwilliams]

My reaction to the schedule drop…

[INVESTMENT HULK @INVESTMENTSHULK]

AS I GROW OLDER LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER IS STARTING TO FEEL LESS CAUTIONARY AND MORE ASPIRATIONAL.

[miia @miiagarro]

you need a lot of inner peace to avoid being rage baited by your mom

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

the cinderella of the sweet 16 so far is a school with a top 10 enrollment and a top 1 endowment (public)

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

The Mariners announced a "Big Dumper Sundae" on the menu this year 🤯

It's a mini toilet bowl filled with soft-serve chocolate ice cream and fresh hot fudge 🤤

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

[Boreddd_gyal💙 @BG4L_20]

@Lovandfear I keep your laugh tucked in the corners of my quietest days.

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[Kelly Rogers @KellyRogers82]

For the love, Taylor Swift. Please hold your text messages until waking hours on a Sunday.

[Eli @elkelk]

One fun fact about Costco is that they require every manufacturer to include one flavor that nobody likes in their giant variety pack

This is to keep their customers humble

[Kelly Rogers @KellyRogers82]

The streaker made it past the 50 faster than the Patriots did.

[Brian Nemhauser @hawkblogger]

Streaker with some nice open field moves

[Tariq Woolen @_Tariqwoolen]

@NFL @Seahawks no more taunting penalties

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Tonight the @Seahawks:

scored 40+ points
rushed for 150+ yards
had 0 turnovers
allowed 0 TDs
had fewer than 10 penalty yards
scored a special-teams TD

No other team in NFL history has done all of that in any game, regular season or playoffs.

[Dak @cashmoneydrunk]

Fun fact:

Seattle scored more points in the first 15 seconds than the Niners did in the entire game

[Seaside Joe: Daily Seahawks Newsletter @seasidejoenews]

if the Seahawks had not scored a single point since the first offensive play of the game, they would still lead 7-6.

[kristina ☾ @tothegardens]

the intimacy of never talking again - by maisa
what a beautiful, relatable piece. this is how i’ve always felt. the silence of a haunting is so loud, so personal. https://t.co/mqBphxCA8H