Kelly

sup

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

This feels like a threat

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

You know I keep that thang on me (bringing Tums to the function)

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

@urlflo Locked in by the Florida apple 😤😤😤

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

@urlflo Thought you quit dawg

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

Starting bidding at $350

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

@sharukhtweets Thanks sharukh happy Sunday to you too

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

They don’t make movies for people on planes who watch the screen over the shoulder of the person in front of them anymore. It’s like they don’t want us to watch movies on planes on the screen over the shoulder of the person in front of us

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

All my DraftKings bets hitting ignore

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

Bruhhhh u have no chance

[sharook @sharooktweets]

To @tinlicker_nl’s account manager,

I’ve seen you guys perform in Amsterdam, Berlin, Budapest, and Prague. I even came out to Utrecht to watch your hometown show in 2019

You guys will finally be in my city on Dec 31st and I can’t find tickets 😭

Plz hook up a huge fan 🙏🏾

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

I need Zoom to release a Zoom wrapped. Must know how many of my waking hours brought value to the shareholders™️

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

Fuck it. Chili for breakfast

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

Apple Watch recognized me getting out of bed as a 1 min workout and as an adult in the workforce™️ sadly I’d have to agree

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

@GTH0MP Keeping you in my prayers

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

Just a girl
Standing in front of a boy
Asking him to
The left
Take it back now y’all
One hop this time

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

Whoever chooses the playlists for Walgreens does NOT want you to stay in the store

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

For International Women’s Day I’m going to treat myself in the way my targeted ads intended 💜💜

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

@urlflo @sweatpantspapi IKTR

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

This week I had a dream I got abducted by aliens then later in the week I had a dream corporate America made a Q5 after Q4 and it was busier than Q4 and when I tell you I prefer the aliens nightmare

[Kelly @KellyShashlo]

@urlflo @nflmemes Hail mf