HelloItsKelly

[madison @madison_tayt]

i absolutely love dogs but i think we’ve become entirely too permissive as a culture with thinking they can and should be taken everywhere

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

⚠️ TIME TO BEREAL. ⚠️ but you’re robbing a bank #SNLPremiere

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Wrexham hat at :24 mark. That’s all I could see. Was there anything else in the video?

[Hardee’s @Hardees]

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[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Madie 🏁 @vromvrommadie]

A very successful woman once said✨

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

In a recent interview, Brooks Koepka said that his relationship with Jena has “never been better.” He added “money truly does solve all problems. If she’s bothering me, I Venmo her $1K to stop and she does.”

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking

[Capibarista @PMFlecha]

Meryl Streep could save Gotham but Bruce Wayne couldn't sing Chiquitita

[HelloItsKelly @KellyStewartt]

It’s me. I was the last one standing.

[Lindsay Tuchman @LindsayTuchman]

I’m in a group chat with my high school friends, there’s 9 of us, and the 9th finally just tested positive for Covid.

[Natania Barron @NataniaBarron]

My three hunger modes, deeply inspired by ADHD.

1) I’m so hungry I feel sick but I also hate all food.

2) I’m not really hungry but the 6 snacks I had clearly weren’t the correct ones

3) Bit more cheese.

[Lusty Lich Skeletor ™️ @scroletor]

Sleepy boi club

[Lando Norris @LandoNorris]

“He’s okay”

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

jewish law requires an abortion if the fetus is threatening the mother’s life. “religious freedom” in america only ever applies to the white christian masses.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME CANCER SEASON! FEELINGS! CUDDLES! CARE! MOOD SWINGS! ALWAYS ANGLING TO GO HOME! ANTICIPATE EVERYONE’S NEEDS BEFORE THEY HAVE THEM AND WONDER WHY YOU’RE ALWAYS OVERWHELMED! MELANCHOLY! NEVER FORGET THIER FAVORITE SNACK OR HOW THEY BETRAYED YOU! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I get people upset on Marilyn Monroe's behalf about the dress because she wouldn't want her memory evoked by a modern day sex symbol at the most glamorous event on earth, she would want it safely enshrined at a "Ripley's Believe it Or Not" in Florida.