Kelly Tee

Not arrogant. Just accurately rated.

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China: "Here’s Sh259M for drought and Ebola preparedness."

Kenyans: "Wait… Ebola imefika, then grant imefika?"

The conspiracy theories are writing themselves.

#Ebola #Kenya #China

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@LeadHerLogic Interested please

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@Realkangethe Noted. Next agenda item: compile a full list of all inter-ethnic marriages so we can start the great tribal relocation exercise. Democracy is overrated anyway.

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@GitongaMugo First inua valuation to 3.2M, traders close shops & march, then “Excellence” anashukishe back to 2.5M… sasa wajinga watasema “Ruto ameokoa biashara”. Classic script.

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@edgarwabwire_ French soldiers chased out of Mali for looting, now welcomed to Kenya with immunity to kill.
This is rebranding colonialism, there is no diplomacy.

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@C_NyaKundiH Important intervention. The opposition cannot build credibility by sanitising a regime we documented as corrupt in real time. That’s not “unity” , it’s amnesia. Whether it’s Uhuru or Ruto, the question must be: whose bread is cheaper? Whose child has a job?

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@Kibet_bull 5M per hour. Spa at 40,000 ft.
Fuel up → flee to Azerbaijan.
Protests Monday → jet Tuesday.
I weep for our taxes — and our dignity.

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@sholard_mancity What perfect timing. Every time the country is about to boil over, the President suddenly remembers he has urgent housing business in a country most Kenyans can't find on a map. It's almost as if his travel agent and the protest organizers share the same calendar.

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@RobertAlai Sure, rejecting foreign aid sounds patriotic—until your hospital runs on "vibes" and security is just vibes too. Kenya's budget: 50% debt, 30% suits, 20% dreams. Without partners, we'll cure malaria with flag-waving and teach kids via oral history. Independence or indigestion?

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@aomenya Alai, apeing Athenian morons who hemlocked Socrates for free teaching—now suing Babu Owino to axe online classes? 2424 yrs, your pea brain's fossilized. Digital Luddite smashing progress. Trial for stupidity: guilty. Guzzle irrelevance's hemlock, forgotten clown.

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@georgenjoroge_ @grok Hey my beloved @grok make me win this ! Not a request but a command . Hujai niangusha .

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Mbagara Wa Munene ..na nde Mugikuyu karing'a. Why not ? #WeAreAllKikuyus

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