Kelly Horst

I used to wish I could sing, now I wish you could! ~ Fritz Horst.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter ~ e.e. cummings.

[Kelly Horst @Kelly_Horst]

@kbecks89 @HellbenderSTL Cody Baker in the headlock.

[Kelly Horst @Kelly_Horst]

@thesoccerdon @SoundersFC @LeaguesCup @Concacaf https://t.co/T8fBgzbDUA
Suarez spitting on a staff member, Busquet sucker punching Vargas and Falcon putting a choke-hold on Baker! @InterMiamicf @OfficialDBecks_ Is this how you want your legacy to be defined? Disciplinary repercussions are needed for this inexcusable behavior!

[Kelly Horst @Kelly_Horst]

@buitengebieden Kids are so literal.

[The New Republic @newrepublic]

“Let me get this straight. You welcomed nude photos of Hunter Biden in a public hearing but you won’t welcome the testimony of Hunter Biden in a public hearing. If Hunter testified in the nude, would you then let him appear for a public hearing?” https://t.co/ArrGFZIJZ7

[Darryn M. Briggs @darryn_briggs]

Not voting for Hillary got you:
1) 1M dead from botched COVID response.
2) Losing Roe
3) Charlottesville
4) SCOTUS lost for a generation
5) insurrection
6) State secrets around a toilet
7) Book Bans
8) Election tampering
9) Almost nuking a hurricane

And you want to run it back?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I found this on a page called “Recipes your grandma probably made.” Well, for the record, my grandmother never made SpaghettiOs Jello with Vienna sausages because she wasn’t a fucking sociopath.

[Kelly Horst @Kelly_Horst]

@SoundersFC @brad_evans3 We’ll be there on Friday. #GoSounders ⚽️⚽️⚽️

[Kelly Horst @Kelly_Horst]

@ChrisDaniels_TV ALL of us!!!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ REPOST TO WIN ✈️

Another Friday means another chance to fly, fly away! You know the drill, hit that repost button to try and win 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles and a gameday package. #FlyFlyAwaySweepstates https://t.co/uJOxLRq69i

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today in 1984, your teacher pulled out this son of a bitch so you said screw it and just practiced drawing Van Halen’s logo for the rest of class.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a baby polar bear who wants uppies. Please pick them up immediately, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Throw up a hand if you remember when using your credit card required someone to pull out this fucking beast and CHA CHUNK you.

[Kelly Horst @Kelly_Horst]

@kidkenseth @Super70sSports I'll take them off your hands...

[Kelly Horst @Kelly_Horst]

Remove the current World Cup logo and change it with this one - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/LbC1OUrCxV via @Change

[David Beard @dabeard]

10 photos of Mount St. Helens, before and after its massive eruption #OTD in 1980. https://t.co/vlPWZE1aYu @NatGeo

[KING 5 News @KING5Seattle]

We dug into the archives for 'The Mountain Erupts,' a KING 5 documentary on the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption. https://t.co/a37sM8wm20

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Throw up a hand if you remember when this was the only television option after midnight …

👉 https://t.co/ce5LdMrzIi

[Kelly Horst @Kelly_Horst]

@DocBrownLloyd @TonyDanza Funniest episode of all-time 🤣🤣🤣

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

What the hell is going on here? #taxi