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Aspiring human.

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We’ve barely started the water for the tea in the latest @thezacharymike video and Lil Potato over here has performed a magical feat. Elegantly hopping off the chair, jumping back up, digging a tunnel into the blanket, and ceasing to exist. I’m losing my mind. 😂

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#chopsticksinthewind

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https://t.co/Vqc3bzo2yC made me miss @_taylorreilly

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This conversation leads me to believe we need to play @UseYourWords now more than ever.

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@_taylorreilly You’re incognito to approach any charter bus and say “I left my lunch in here!” and no questions will be asked.

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@thezacharymike So quirky!

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@brentalfloss He’s experiencing a Joni Mitchell “big yellow taxi” moment and he simply wants you back.

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Closest we get is Squirrely Dan’s former Mennonite sweetie dressed from chin to shins in the Von Trappe family’s drapes.

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Can we get one recurring thick lady on #letterkenny, please and thank you?

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@brentalfloss I have a garbage pile of a wismer named Careless.

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@brentalfloss I give mine ridiculous human names, such as my shiny squirtle in Pokémon go named “Simon Bridges” because of an episode of “Man Down”.

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CAN. You can discuss them in public. Oh Jeeeeebus. Rocket ship baguettes for everyone.

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@netflix needs to get onboard with my sweet and savory cooking endeavor in which all creations are incredibly perverse. They make your nana blush at the dinner table but you can’t talk about them discreetly in public. Let’s go, “innuendough”.

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@MrBarryLewis Aka the one you have to use “inside out” to make a toasted sandwich when you run out of bread.

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@MrBarryLewis Bread butt!

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@brentalfloss More often than I remember why I walked into a room and at my age, that’s frightening. I should start to assume I walked into the room for a song and dance number that I can recite without hesitation.

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@thezacharymike And she’s finally out of the closet- looking frailer than ever 😉

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Random bathroom thought- do sprays such as poo-pourri contribute to fat-bergs?

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@andreloreleixox @Girly_Juice Yes! Thank you! I thought it may have been a fever dream 😂