Kelly Perry

Mama said there'd be days like this

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

I’ve got butterflies

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

2016

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Doing some research

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

No one told me how much time I would spend as a parent, electronically sucking the snot out of my babies nose

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

“And do you guys have almond milk?” It’s 2023 the coffee shop is gonna have non dairy milk. Y’all don’t have to ask!!!!

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

https://t.co/VradrgukMu

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

Instead of a sticker for voting I would like a glazed maple doughnut thank you

[erika (business bitch) @shrugemoji]

this is the energy im trying to match

[Dave Kline @dklineii]

One Father's Day, when I was 9, my Dad asked me to hop in the car.

We drove to an elementary school. It was Sunday at 11 am. Inside the gym, cigarette smoke filled the air as three dozen adults milled about.

Confused, he told me to sit.

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

Pad Thai, a Modelo, AND Paul McCartney

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

Got asked my perfect day and I said eating French toast and swimming with a blue whale…everyone else said “sleeping in, going to the park, biking etc” like comeon people let’s dream big !!

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

@notjustin575 Bc he gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers 🙏🏻

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

Playing in my company putting contest acting like I’ve never held a golf club before 🥸

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

Trying to sell things on Facebook marketplace is my own purgatory

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

@NoirMark79 Not it

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

Baklava and crème brûlée

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

baklava, if made correctly, is probably the single greatest dessert in the history of humanity

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

We’re bonding with people at the bar over all the allergy meds we have to take to get through spring in TN

[mad men pics @madmenpics]

A memorable quote from Bert Cooper

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

I wanted to tell her that whatever was going on she should just take a Tylenol and go to bed

[Kelly Perry @KellyxMahoney]

*overheard in Barnes and Noble* “Do you all have Christianity books?” “Ok and do you have anything on the Illuminati?”