Kelly

#BlackLivesMatter 23 year old plant eater • Montreal

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

Don't get me wrong drinking the daily recommend water intake per day sounds great and all but likeeeee peeing 15 times in an hour doesn't lol

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

Lmfao back from that random hack, sorry y’all got spammed

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

America to Trump: YOU’RE FIRED.

[the other sarah @theothersaraah]

Hmm I wonder if this Bloc Quebecois guy Alain Therrien is a racist...
*googles his name name and the very anti-Muslim Bill 21*
Yeah, I’ve heard enough.

[🦆Uncles Rights Activist🦝 @neatparts]

The reason the story is about Jagmeet Singh being removed from the house for calling Alain Therrien a racist and not about Alain Therrien blocking a motion to condemn systemic racism in the RCMP is because Canadian media is deeply racist.

[terra loire @terraloire]

Hey media, the Bloc MP is Alain Therrien, and you could also frame this as 'MP Therrien refuses to support anti racism bill, taunts NDP Leader'.

The framing of Singh being 'difficult' without even naming the racist MP is also upholding white supremacist values 🙃

[julie ✰ @plvtobabie]

Instead of telling your own daughters to change from shorts to pants bc there are men in the house try rethinking about what type of men you’re inviting in. No girl should have to feel uncomfortable in her own house because there are men present.

[Emma Watson @EmmaWatson]

Trans people are who they say they are and deserve to live their lives without being constantly questioned or told they aren’t who they say they are.

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

@dudeskiddo @thisisinsider What type of skin do you have more dry or oily?

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

@thisisinsider E-X-F-O-L-I-A-T-E. I REPEAT EXFOLIATE, DO NOT SHAVE YOUR ENTIRE FACES LADIES.

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

@feministkiljoyy @SkipTheDishes @CBC @CBCNews @ctvwinnipeg Hey there, I had a horrible experience with SkipTheDishes and I wanted to shed some light on how horribly they handle their customers, upon digging through others storiesI found yours as well. Can we please DM privately, I’d really like to talk!

[JAZM!N ✿ @jazmintheegreat]

people be thinking i’m a bitch cus i don’t let them talk to me in a rude ass way & i stand up for myself

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

I swear to fucking god if I hear another lil pump song while on shuffle I’m deleting my entire Spotify #dontshareyourspotify

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

Tip: Never give a boy/girlfriend access to your Spotify account cuz if y’all ever break up all their shit music is gonna be in your likes, having to delete like 40+ albums and eps is fucking long

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

@me_n_slater @laurafofo @chelseydontcare @ashleycorvo I know this shit ain’t funny but I mean... 😂

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

Part 2. You can’t be serious
Him: “sorry you got the time”
Me: “7:26” *attempts to put earphone back in*
Him: “I see you’re watching a show on Netflix”
Me: “Good to know your eyes work” *puts earphone back in*
Him: *gets up and sits next to someone else*

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

I’ll never understand when there’s like 4 people in total on the bus and someone decides to come sit right next to you like bruh you have a variety of seats to choose from and you wanna come invade my fucking space go away lmfao

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

We just got off the metro and she smiled at me and said “keep in mind what I told you” 😂❤️

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

I was tying my laces and this lil lady complimented me on my boots saying “those are amazing boots for Canadian winters but take advice from me, make sure to keep those knees warm or else you’ll have problems with your joints one day” touché ma’am, but joke on u I already do 😅

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

Lmfao how can you post this thooo? You weren’t thinking that when you were flirting with me and sent me a dick pic behind your girlfriends back a few weeks ago ya fucking hypocrite ☕️😂

[Kelly @Kellyyparenteau]

Change my opinion; Tortoises are actually modern dinosaurs 🦕

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Ain’t nothin better than giving your tortoise a bath on a sunny day 🤩☀️