Calvin

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Tiafoe back to factory settings, looks like he's never even seen a tennis ball in his life

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Red card if you cover your mouth?? 😂

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Vamos Cape Verde

Spain 😂😂

[Calvin @Kelman97]

@wagsischasing Twitter fingers after 1 set, classic mistake

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Incredible, your dad (Chinese) died in 99', came back to life, died again in 2026, then rose once more to buy eggs at Trader Joe's.

What a man

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

I was 12 when my dad killed himself in 1999.

When I came back to school I made a screwdriver in shop class and after grading it the teacher said "Nice work, show your dad" and immediately realized what he did.

It hit me. He called over a few guys and said we should go for a walk.

We left school and walked out of town down a gravel road.

Just walking. We stopped and I went to turn around and I got swallowed in a big group hug and I broke down sobbing. Then we walked back. I love them for that.

[Calvin @Kelman97]

@andrenino02 @josemorgado Surely god is responsible for the rain? Blame him 🥴

[Calvin @Kelman97]

It's honestly incredible how retarded Arsenal fans can be, they've spent the last 20 years living of their history, clinging on to the invincibles 😂

Now all of a sudden, it's all about the present 😂 convenient that

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

To see Spurs and Chelsea fans mocking Arsenal after the seasons they had is beyond parody. We’re the best team in England, and the second best team in Europe. You lot are global laughing stocks.
So pipe down, you wastrels. 🤣

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Literally just need Big Foe, former ATP top 10, 2025 RG quarter finalist, to win a SET, not the match, just a set.. as the final leg in a +2604, 4-fold.

And he's about to go 2 sets down after serving for the set 5-4 up 🙂

[Calvin @Kelman97]

This could go down as the greatest week in sporting history for 'hate watches'

Sinner bottles RG ✅️
Arsenal choke CL final ✅️
OKC lose game 7 🙏

[Calvin @Kelman97]

What a time to be alive 🤭

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Could not have asked for anything more than that, hahahhaha 😂

1-0 up for 60 mins, to then lose on penalties & the cherry on top being Gabriel, the most insufferable prick of the lot, is the one who missed

Hahahahahaha, unbelievable

[Calvin @Kelman97]

That super tie-break between Cerundolo & Landaluce took at least 5 years of my life, crazy match

[Calvin @Kelman97]

And goes on to break & win 😮‍💨

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Potapova is ridiculously clutch, down 15-40, and then 15-30 in her last 2 service games, deep in the 3rd set..
Wins 6 out of 7 total points across both to hold.

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Potapova is ridiculously clutch, down 15-40, and then 15-30 in her last 2 service games, deep in the 3rd set..
Wins 6 out of 7 total points across both to hold.

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Kouamé going for a drop shot down a MP, terrible idea, but you've got to respect it

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Landaluce & Arsenal double is an absolute no-brainer now

[Calvin @Kelman97]

PSG goal
Cerundolo re-break

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Cerundolo broken straight away 🙂

Can anyone recommend a good documentary about the Falklands war?

[Calvin @Kelman97]

If Landaluce & Arsenal both go on to win, I'll cry myself to sleep.

[Calvin @Kelman97]

I swear to god, if Landaluce the little prick pulls off another comeback 😂

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Was even gonna post here how good value he was, had a little write-up & everything..

Swiftly stopped myself & questioned what I was doing with my life, giving 'tennis' picks on X to all 3 people who would even see it 😂😂

[Calvin @Kelman97]

Was so confused seeing +980 for Svadja 1 hour before the match (expected +700 at most).

So much so that I wanted to check any injury or something I was missing first.

Took my boy swimming, lost track of time, 2 games into S1 +557 🙃

Still took ML + part of a Parlay 😮‍💨