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[CWeed @KelpCweed]

@Starbucks Your team at 13670 I10 West is fantastic! I came in at 6:45am with a large rush order for a meeting and they were so gracious about it. A great team and very kind!

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

All I want for Christmas is viable public transportation in San Antonio. It took me an HOUR to get to work today - normally 12 minutes

[Rebecca K @rebakolumbia]

Omg @nytimes retract this immediate before you get someone killed!!

https://t.co/YnTRqgnOTN

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

As I repeatedly bonk my dog on the nose with his own paw, saying, "Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?" I have no choice but to wonder: Is tonight the night he eats me in my sleep?

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

Discreet and discrete are two different words. Please, if you're going to use either, check a dictionary first. Or pick an alternative. I beg of you.

[Geeks Who Drink @geekswhodrink]

Our live streaming #virtualpubquiz is starting at https://t.co/U1PGmJXlyE. Send us your totally tubular team pics!

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

Not the most helpful quiz teammate ever...@geekswhodrink

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

All I can say is thank goodness for hot sauce, which covers a multitude of cooking sins #whencanistopeatingmyowncooking #nowplease?

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

It has taken approximately 3 days of working from home for me to go feral and start hissing like a opossum at anyone walking by the window 😆

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

@JustinMcElroy's laugh when he's surprised or caught off guard by something is incredibly infectious and it makes me laugh every time I hear it

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

@Laura_Irle I've been through that chuckle many times

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

I can say I'm gonna do something all day, but we all know, in my heart, I'm fixin' to

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

If you ask to see a picture of my dog, I hope you have several hours and a great attention span, because we're staying here forever.

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

@rhanda_etcetera It happened once, I think?

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I had a dream last night that @tanfrance was my bestie and it's the best thing that has ever happened to me and my wardrobe, even if I was wearing a hideous dress that he hated.

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

@ZacOyama I just watched this one! Y'all are a delight

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@Cricketnation Please stop releasing your advertising balloons into the wild!

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@alamodrafthouse @thebabewithpwr @Gallifreak A special shout out to @thebabewithpwr for patiently indulging my off-key singing, "fun" movie facts, and general goofiness

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

Just had the most ridiculously good time at a #TheLostBoys movie party. Thanks to @alamodrafthouse @thebabewithpwr @Gallifreak for the delightful night!

[CWeed @KelpCweed]

@cpsenergy Any update on when power will come back to 78207? Thanks!