Kels Christiansen

semi-serious. @drakeduin @flexxmag

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

I think about this tweet a lot.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

People would consider me a lot sexier if they realized how close "very clumsy" is to "a little dangerous."

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

@latenightercom Tough, considering that it felt like shortly after CBS didn’t renew the late show.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

@jonlovett has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Chopped is heading to a remote island for Chopped Castaways, a new 8-episode survival spinoff hosted by Ted Allen.

12 elite chefs will compete on the Food Network show debuting in May.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Shoutout to AP Euro DBQs for preparing me for this lol

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump is soliciting $15 donations from supporters in recent fundraising email labeled ‘I Want To Try and Get to Heaven.’

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

You know how we have the Domino’s Pizza Tracker near the Pentagon to indicate military conflict? We need that but for but for Taylor Swift album releases

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

@latenightercom What are the odds another platform/channel picks Colbert and his team up?

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Do better @paramountplus and @CBS

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Cancelling one of the best, Emmy-nominated late night shows on air today is beyond absurd. Thank you @StephenAtHome and the entire @colbertlateshow for never failing to make millions of people laugh when they needed it most.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

CBS has announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will end in May 2026, bringing the show’s historic run—and the Late Show franchise itself—to a close. https://t.co/KUWQ9MMMZU

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Recession indicator

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Snooki was spotted falling off a couch at a club.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Fred Armisen and Vanessa Bayer better make an appearance on the Weekend Update Desk as these two or I riot

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

This is my McRib, welcome back king.

[United Airlines @united]

Stroop, there it is.

Daelmans Stroopwafels are back on board in United Economy.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

@nbcsnl @ClubChalamet must be in attendance omg

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

@marcellohdz has the opportunity to do the funniest thing..

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sabrina Carpenter & Barry Keoghan have decided to take a break after around a year of dating, PEOPLE reports.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Close enough welcome back Pete Davidson

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

New cast member Emil Wakim swings by the Update desk

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Much to the rat pope’s chagrin

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The New York City Council has passed a bill to control its rat population with birth control.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Sure but what were the surprise songs?

[R @RDin1114]

For those of you going, “Gee, I wish I had a copy of the playlist of all those songs that played at last night’s DNC during the Delegation Roll Call”…your wish is my command.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

VP Kamala Harris rn:

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

@LastWeekTonight did it first.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

lmao

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Batm-amma Mia walked so Barbenheimer could run.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘The Dark Knight’ and ‘Mamma Mia!’ were both released 16 years ago today.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

there's a non-zero chance we'll see these two work it out on the remix @EmpireStateBldg @chicagobean

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Empire State Building shades The Bean in Chicago in new post.

[Kels Christiansen @KelsChristianse]

Top tier guest lineup.

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

TONIGHT, @reba and Werner Herzog stop by, with music from Tom Odell!