Jones

The Opposite of Go Soft

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

What the heck @abc where is the #wcws!?!?!?

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

Come on @ATT it is 2026, we should have service everywhere. Get your shit together.

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@Microsoft is there anyone there I can talk to about LinkedIn? Mainly their inability to distinguish between the account holder and a hacker while also leaving the door wide open for hackers to access and takeover accounts??

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@LinkedIn really do not be caring about their users at all. Claim privacy however will let hackers take over your account and then defend them. Terrible.

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

So now @Doritos , @LiquidDeath AND @DrinkBODYARMOR have all abandoned their fanbase by adding stevia to their products. What is wrong with real sugar or no sweetener at all? It wasn't broken. And a lot of people are allergic to stevia or hate the powerful taste.

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@kfc please don't take away the Twister a month after bringing it back like @tacobell did with the Quesarito 🙏

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@jerseymikes 97 on rose parm with garden salsa sun chips, fa sho

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

Has @Doritos returned the Sweet Chili flavor to the original ingredients yet or we still pretending adding stevia was the right call?

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@Outlook please make a way to block senders without opening their emails! I'm so tired of all this damn spammmm

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@etrade I am trapped in a loop. I log in on the app, can't download the tax forms. Go to the browser, find the documents tab, click that and it sends me to the app, where I can't download the tax forms. I also cannot screenshot. What am I supposed to do?

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

Hey @peacock whoever designed the Olympic Overview Page for Roku 10/10, whoever designed the algorithm for displaying what is live and how/when to watch 0/10

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@Experian I absolutely need further assistance, but I cannot message you. It isn't working.

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@Experian how in the world are we supposed to do anything from the Contact Us number if we can't speak to an actual person!? What is a "special circumstance" that will "allow" me to speak with literally anyone other than a robot?

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@tacobell tell me why I'm at your place and there is no quesarito!? Been looking forward to that for weeks and they said they don't have it :(

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@BuschBeer #BuschColdAndSmoothSweeps

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

A Gen Z joined the team.

Week one.

During onboarding, the manager said,
“We sometimes stay late during peak periods.”

Gen Z nodded.

Then asked,
“Is that paid… or just expected?”

The room went quiet.

- No attitude.
- No rebellion.
- Just a question.

Later that day, HR mentioned “growth opportunities.”

Gen Z replied,
“Does growth include raises, or just more responsibility?”

Again, silence.
- No laziness.
- No entitlement.
- Just clarity.

That’s when the team realized something.

When people say
“Gen Z is lazy,”
what they really mean is:

Gen Z watched old generation
- skip meals,
- miss birthdays,
- work weekends,
- and burn out

only to be told
“budgets are tight”
and “be grateful you have a job.”

So Gen Z chose differently.

- They don’t romanticize overwork.
- They don’t confuse suffering with ambition.
- They don’t trade health for praise.

They still work hard.
They just refuse to work for nothing.

It’s not laziness.
It’s pattern recognition.

And honestly,
after everything old generation went through…

Can you really blame them?

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

@ATT Y'all have been down since last night, so you might look into that instead of tweeting false statements

[Jones @KelsGoHard]

Has @LinkedIn ever been sued for letting people easily hack people's accounts, restricting them and then not helping them get them back? Anyone?