Kelsey K

If you love life, life will love you back.

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

If you don't have to fix the shoes you wore out last weekend with pliers and a hammer did you even go out?

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

@xxkellynicole Is.... is gritty my soul mate?

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

2020 tip: let the Lysol spray dry before you wrap your presents or the paper will lose its color 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

Patient quote of the day:

“I’m flustrated.”

Flustrated (adj.): a combo of flustered and frustrated

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

Patient quote of the day:

“Yesterday I accidentally overdosed. On Ginger Snaps.”

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

Patient quote of the day “I heard 2 heads are better than 1 unless 1 is a cabbage” I feel that

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

Put the defense on offense they can catch the ball better

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

Thunder was so bad last night I just walked out my front door to make sure Broad Street was still intact

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

@threeninesfine @ttthunderstruck Disney channel 34

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@KelsKray11 - “Carson is playing monkey in the middle with his own players but no one is on the other side” #FlyEaglesFly

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

@toechap Don’t lie to yourself

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

@toechap HAHAHA just change your birth certificate already

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

“I can’t teach you how to run in front of cars I’m your mother” - Mom

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

My mom just tried to drink her margarita through her mask and needless to say we don’t need any more margaritas

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

Remember when we all said dilly dilly all the time and life was really fun yeah good times

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

I pet a puppy 5 hours ago on the walk to the gym and I am honestly laying on my couch just thinking about that puppy

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

I wish I was lying when I said my favorite past time is drinking a bottle of wine and dancing on my coffee table alone in my apt jk I don’t wish I was lying it’s a blast

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

@chrissyteigen https://t.co/6CWXhAx5tM

THANK YOU 🤞🏼

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

Yes I worked through the protests today bc my 91 year old Covid patient WALKED 10 ft with me today after weeks of being bed bound so yeah.. it was worth it

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

Mask hanging off one ear is the new sunglasses on head of the summer

[Kelsey K @KelsKray11]

“What playlist is this is this pandora?”
“No this is a pandemic.”