Kelsey

You've got so much soul. You've got to get out and prove it to yourself. Believer. Music lover. Blogger. Social Media @ C-K. Tweets are my own. Go Blue!

[Kelsey @kelskruz]

things I tweet about: Bachelor/Bachelorette, the Olympics, politics and Beyonce. accepting applications for friends now.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The TikTok vacuum getting filled by an app that’s even more Chinese is unfortunately the funniest possible outcome here

[Porsche @Porsche]

Macan Turbo is taking thrill rides to new heights. 10,000 feet to be exact.

Create your own adventure: https://t.co/Xk7M1Kn1H8

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The CEO of Delta says Trump will take a “fresh look” at regulation.

The Biden admin has issued numerous consumer protection rules, including requiring airlines to provide automatic refunds when they cancel a flight.

The CEO says it's been four years of "overreach."

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

I wonder how many times I’ll have to post this over the next four years

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Every time I hear something new about American politics https://t.co/rEO48VdT2M

[KELLY COHEN @ByKellyCohen]

Me getting these cabinet member appointee alerts

[Kelsey @kelskruz]

This country is an actual joke

[Marissa D. Barrera @mdb2]

FYI we don’t need a Department of Government Efficiency. We already have one.

@USGAO - the Government Accountability Office (GAO, est. 1921) - saves $133 for every $1 of funding it receives! If all GAO recommendations were implemented, the financial benefit could be >$200 bil.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Great news! Our favorite Gen Z congressman just got re-elected to a second term! Congrats, Maxwell Frost! You represent Gen Z perfectly in Congress!

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

If Harris wins tomorrow night - or if Harris even appears *likely* to win key states - you will see @elonmusk and the MAGA crowd go full disinformation immediately. They will claim the election is being stolen. It will be coordinated and immediate.

Realize this is coming.

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

Passengers deserve to get their money back when an airline owes them—without headaches or haggling. Today, our automatic refund rule goes into full effect. Airlines are required to provide prompt cash refunds without passengers having to ask.

[Matt Rodewald @Matt_Rodewald]

Washington: “And we will have grand college football leagues like the Big Ten Conference.”

Soldier: “Ahh, so the league will have 10 teams.”

Washington: “No.”

Soldier: “How many teams, sir?”

Washington: “18.”

Soldier: “Why 18, sir?”

Washington: “Nobody knows.”

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It’s infuriating when it’s practically impossible to cancel something - gym membership, magazine subscription - that was so easy to sign up for.

Seeing the FTC put an end to that is one more reason I’m thankful for the Biden-Harris administration.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

100% of immigrants are created in the image of god

[Renee @PettyLupone]

I have never heard Obama speak like this.

[Kelsey @kelskruz]

@sargelukas The only thing right about this list is Lewis and Charles

[🤍LISA🤍 @checkthetea]

LEWIS HAMILTON AT FERRARI AS WELL AS HOSTING THE MET GALA NEXT YEAR. WE ABOUT TO EAT SO BADLY. PREPARE TO BE SICK OF ME!!!!!!!