Kelsea Rushing

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[Kelsea Rushing @KelseaRushing]

In 4th grade, my bf Ryan pantsed me and then broke up with me bc I was wearing my “Wednesday” underwear on a Monday, and he “couldn’t handle dating someone whose ass didn’t know what day it was”

[Kelsea Rushing @KelseaRushing]

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 today, only today https://t.co/gTfQYAaKbK

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So I had a very important interview today and I... shat the bed. I love my 20s y'all

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@Wolf0Walmart I've never had curly hair, pero like dip it in some gorilla glue? Always fixes my problems. Car jacked up? Dip it in some gorilla glue

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@olivesclayton Nobody likes discussing dreams pero like... I got squished by a gorilla in mine last night. Gonna have to strongly second your bad vibes assessment

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Just a bunch of bandaid people that lost their grip on me a long time ago

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@possumqween @melissajadeee Yo I got three pairs of Ugg's for Christmas no lie. I was overwhelmed :,)

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During the social distancing I have been binging the Fast and Furious saga and I

[Chase (Ben) Wright @TurnWrightAhead]

To the boomers saying millennials don’t know anything bc we haven’t experienced what they have:
Bitch I’m sorry we didn’t experience the shitfest that was ‘Nam, but between 9/11 and now, I think we’ve seen enough

[cal? @cal_gif]

Oh to be a woman in the 1800s, diagnosed with hysteria and getting a lobotomy

[Actually it’s Denzyl @MoBetterEats]

When I tell yall I am HOLLERING 😭😭

[Kelsea Rushing @KelseaRushing]

Okay, the Netflix documentary Cheer is so well done. Please watch it.

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Okay my actual New Years resolution is to pretty much just get over myself lol bc we all make resolutions we can’t keep, and who am I kidding, I’m fantastic.

[Chase (Ben) Wright @TurnWrightAhead]

@KelseaRushing Listen... that could have been a threat by some psycho serial killer...

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My roommate found a trash bag with “a knife in it and the smell of death” so he called the cops. Turns out it was a butter knife in a bag of rotting leaves. @TurnWrightAhead

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I wanna be a great one

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@TurnWrightAhead @kianacasiano This is the holy grail

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Had a rare win at work today should I

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An actual British person just called me a “cheeky bugger” so I guess I’ve peaked now

[Helena @Helenatheblondy]

If you or a loved one has been exposed to this commercial you are entitled to financial compensation