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[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

@A_Mess2 I walk around aimlessly and then google Home Depot to see what aisle something is in!!

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

It's pretty much a win when I can go into Home Depot and don't need to ask what isle something is in

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

Spent an hour curling my hair tonight. All my Uber's ask if it as okay if we left all four windows unrolled....#ohhellno

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

My Uber driver just said I've "got it going on" so I've got that going on for me.

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

Why do guys never fully Zip their pants until they are out of the bathroom? #thoughtsfromvegas

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Donnie Kruse, Chicagoan behind Stanley's Kitchen & Tap, dies - Chicago Tribune https://t.co/mkzmYVIQof

[Jenny Brewer @JennyBrew]

"Win or lose, we still booze!!" - @KelseyJOES 😂 #SundayFun with my favorites @RantsBySam @PALJR82

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

The best part of not putting up holiday decorations is not having to put them away...

[STL Reality Guy @RHFanMO]

"I've been a millionaire for years..."

Says no millionaire ever. #IJS #RHOC

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

@erikamarschall only difference: we're trying to keep our donkeys in a row!

[Erika Hoffman (Marschall) @erikamhoffman92]

Yes.

@KelseyJOES https://t.co/KGpnAf2uuQ

[Andrew Cohen @andrewmcohen]

Monday thoughts: I need an intern to create our internship application.

[Mark Block @chuyblock]

My suggestion for @uber is when u request a ride u can check talking driver or not talking driver so they know whether or not u wanna chat.

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

@LJN_Oct @JM_Octagon drinks soon with both of you?!?!?!

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

@JM_Octagon when are we switching jobs?!?! What was the name of our reality show we were going to make?

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

Yes. Yes it is. https://t.co/PAB4fFnDdx

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

Is "exhaustion" really a thing?! Us investigates: https://t.co/tKCWzQZSkX

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

My psychic told me I need to get drunk more. Best $$$ ive ever spent.

[Kelsey @KelseyJOES]

@AntJonesMusic and who brought those to the party?!?!

[Joe's Live Rosemont @JoesRosemont]

We're opening soon everyone! Read more about @frankieballard & the new spot coming to #Rosemont via @cm_rocks: https://t.co/NPVXHREodP