Kelsey Kaye

that’s show biz baby (she/her)

[Kelsey Kaye @KelseyKaye22]

girls who flirted with boys by stealing their ugly ass flat brim hats and wearing them on the playground are all in jail now

[Kelsey Kaye @KelseyKaye22]

I’ve made some poor choices in my life, but at least I didn’t try to change my name to International House of Burgers. @IHOP

[Kar @karlogan_]

Closing the laptop at the end of the week isn’t enough. You have to blow it up.

[Kelsey Kaye @KelseyKaye22]

Crazy how pilots just know which cloud to turn at

[Kelsey Kaye @KelseyKaye22]

Herb D is the real BMF @ufc

[Kelsey Kaye @KelseyKaye22]

I’m marrying a meme

[Kennedy @ryankennedy58]

Doesn’t get better than this

[trash jones @jzux]

this is my emotional manipulation dog. he gaslights and undermines me at every opportunity

[veet @vveetto]

i could never plead the 5th i loveeeee chit chatting

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[Kelsey Kaye @KelseyKaye22]

Cheese pizza is stupid because it’s already implied that there will be cheese on the pizza. In this paper I will discuss

[Muaaz Mia @MuaazMia]

This will forever be the funniest thing I’ve seen

[Kelsey Kaye @KelseyKaye22]

If I text you 🤷🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🤔👀👈🏻👉🏻just know that I’m indecisive, I can’t decide, and I keep on lookin’ from left to right

[rthr @rxckrxdxscxlvxs]

8-year-old oversleeping in 1910: oh beans da boss at the poison factory is sure gonna be steamed at me