Other moms: You need to make straight A’s, be in the right social circle, participate in sports, dress well, sleep 12 hours a night, and always eat your broccoli.
Me: Just don’t be an asshole. That’s all.
You know you’re a parent of a toddler when you get overly excited about her running up and screaming POOOOOP and you both run to the potty. I’m so excited that I’m almost done changing shitty diapers for a while. #PottyTraining
@maddiestokes22 I didn’t read the first part and thought it was to you. I was ready to smack a bitch. How annoying. I agree with @LaurenLue18 she’s immature. 🙄 (says me saying I’ll smack a bitch😂)