Kelsi Kardashian

✨Stacked Rack with an Attitude to Match✨Venmo/PayPal @KelsiKibler CashApp KlassyKelsi Insta: @KelsiKibler

[Kelsi Kardashian @KelsiCollins_]

Me watching a guy approach a girl making sure they know each other and she’s safe before continuing with my day

[Sir @Stanonline_]

UberEats prices will have you defrosting the meat and washing the rice at 9pm.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

18 months. $5 trillion fucking dollars in 18 months. And we still don't have healthcare. And they gutted education. And food assistance. And food safety, and clean air, and clean water. And cut 300k federal jobs. Where the actual fuck is that new spending actually going?

[Relly B @durrellyrell]

A lie don’t care who tell it …

[Xtine (normie in training) @X_tinek]

she was hot and always ready to swing on someone for her friends and an lgbt ally in 2009 love her down

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Hey guys remember that one time there was a shooter at the White House Press
Correspondents Dinner and then no one ever talked about it again

[Liza @Li33aaa]

At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations

[kanishk @kaxishk]

kids know her from brat but this is how i was introduced to charli xcx

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Cousins Day.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.

[brian @Hey_Brian]

Conservative guy who makes 57k a year:

[luda 🇺🇸 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% yes

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

thought this was taylor farms lettuce

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora.

He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks.

Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.

[Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore @MobtownDare]

a second ex-wife just hit the south tower

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Can we just start a class action lawsuit against the US government? US Citizens v United States. Gross negligence in handling taxpayer funds would be a good start. Who's in?