Kelsie

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than actual skill

[ZD @finestlibyan]

Vance has a son named Vivek btw

[❤️ @aryan_miracle]

Fuck I bought a $20 burrito three times this month. Now I can't afford a $400k house.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

For someone who's very lazy, I actually work very hard. I can't explain it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[H @hellohalima]

YOU started talking about it. YOU made this a convo and now YOU want to run away. If YOU want to shut up and dribble than do that but don’t act like this didn’t all become the main conversation because of YOU.

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Most people if they had a time machine would go back and kill baby Hitler but I would go back to 2006 New York and do everything in my power to get on the cash cab

[Kelsie @KelsieInLA]

@esjesjesj *fellow

[Internet @ThabigRexy]

pretending i’m the problem because you can’t handle your own guilt is actually insane behavior

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Kelsie @KelsieInLA]

@atrxo1 And why does she act so pissed off that he isn’t a completely independent human in a brand new country in 40 days? What did she expect to happen. She’s not a serious person.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s already 10pm

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kelsie @KelsieInLA]

Marissa is absolutely ridiculous. I’ve never been so annoyed by someone on this show. She continues to quietly move the goal post on Edward then gets pissed he doesn’t hit the mark. Gtfo. Just tell the man you don’t want to marry him and move the fuck on. #90dayfiance

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

And fuck Pat McAfee for continuing to give Rodgers a platform to spew bullshit, just for engagement. Fuck him.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

To me, its not even about Mitch McConnell anymore.

We have a real problem when a Senator can just disappear for six weeks with only the vaguest of explanations & the whole institution just kinda shrugs it off.

Every other job in America would fire you for this.

[Connor @23cmcpadres]

Do not let Tarik Skubal becoming a Dodger distract you from the fact that Shohei Ohtani illegally wired millions of dollars to an offshore bookie and made his close friend and interpreter take the fall for him so he could avoid prison time and continue to bring billions to MLB.

[Nattie @sadgirlnattie]

One thing I cannot tolerate at this big grown age is someone who acts like cause and effect doesn’t exist. Yes, your actions caused this outcome, so why are you standing there shocked and playing the victim.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Yesterday, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a movie. Today, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a different movie. It has been a good weekend.