Keltic.Canadian

Straight blue eyed hard core Irish Canuck who's a HWF living in Ontario 🇨🇦 with a doorbell sign that says BRING IT, OR DON'T RING IT! 😈

Btw...FUCK TRUMP!

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

Hey President Pedo @realDonaldTrump

Enough with this Governor of Canada crap, you must think your a comedian. What's funny is your comment "Trump Can Do It"

You smell like shit & wear a F'N diaper, let alone can't even see your dick when you go for a piss, now that's funny!

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

I'm so gonna do this with my blue tooth Bose speaker & can't F'N wait to scare the living shit out of a few certain people in my life.

Trust me they deserve it!

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

These will always be some of my favorite pranks. I'll absolutely do this before I take a permanent dirt nap. And don't worry, I'll make sure to record it too. I wouldn't ever let that good footage go to waste. 🤣🤣🤣

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@eurorabbit FYI...wild boars kill 3X more people every yr compared to sharks & don't give a rats ass if anyone takes this the wrong way, but I would have killed Wilber & had one hell of a F'N spit roast BBQ the next day for family & friends.

Sorry no PETA, Vegans or Muslims allowed...LOL!

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@MrCharles_FL @stellarman22 I can't believe how many dumb F'N people there are down there in Florida, but hey it's Trumpland & can tell Mr Charles drinks that kool aid with this dumb comment!

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@Jessica0eh2 Well considering the Giants have the weekend off, and had my way...I wouldn't mind cracking open a bottle of whatever you'd like to drink & then cracking open a bottle of baby oil & giving you a good rub down from head to toe & see what kind of F'N debauchery we can get into!😈

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Iowa Hawkeyes have to best tradition in all sports….entire stadium waving to the kids at Stead Family Children's Hospital….gets me in all the feels every single time 🥹

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@cravedcuddle I really don't drink anymore theses days & maybe have one or two glasses of vino a month, but let me roll up a doobie & I'm good to F'N go! 😈

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@DefenceU Fuck Mother Russia & hit them 10 times harder right in the heart of Moscow!!!

#SlavaUkraïni

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@WUTangKids Just curious, I'm not sure if this is true, but I've heard that Trump pays people $250 to be at his rallies...is there any truth to that?

Or do those idiots just congregate like flies to shit?

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@SPs8thNote The song was called "Ah Leah" not Alea

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@layinglow26 As an ass man I have to say that's exactly my kind of jam & where I do my best work! 😈

Mmmm mmmm mmmm I personally think it looks F'N......

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@layinglow26 To my favorite Canadian baker & toker, I truly hope your special day was filled with nothing but love & happiness, and surrounded by family & friends.

All the best from Ottawa, and wish you a happy, healthy & safe year ahead, let alone many, many more trips around the sun. 😘

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@mslynncxx Stay positive & strong darling 😘

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@spicy_exx Ahhhh, I remember that Donkey Sausage & his laugh.

I can't help to wonder if the tooth fairy brought him any money for losing his 2 front teeth after that incident...LOL.

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@Reuters Not only does he shit himself in a diaper like a little baby, but he whines like one too when he doesn't get his way...LOL.

What a little F'N douchebag!

@realDonaldTrump

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@MajorGowen_ The cops in France & Italy should be using dogs beside them, cause those Muslim bastards causing trouble are scared shitless of them, let alone they should put some pigs on leases as well...that'll really fuck them up...LOL!

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@DerekSherinian When that first release came out I got the CD the had a bonus DVD with a short doc called "Forging BBC" and had some stellar footage of 3 gigs from Hamburg, Munich & Berlin.

Now listening to that debut CD was amazing, but seeing you guys perform on that DVD was F'N mind blowing!

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@mmoklaaa Exactly! Hard to believe this guy was in charge of Canada's biggest military base, and flew Prime Minister Harper & Queen Elizabeth II around.

He was also friends with another serial killer by name of Paul Bernardo in Canada in college. Look up his story!

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@Mens_Corner__ I'm normally an ass man, but step aside guys I'll pat this one down to find out if she is or isn't stealing! 😈

[Keltic.Canadian @KelticCanadian]

@progrocksongs