SELFMADE™

Sapiosexual. Data Analyst. Financial Connoisseuur.

[José Miguel Polanco ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @josepolanco10]

December 18, 2022. 34 year old Leo Messi will win the World Cup and become the greatest player of all times. Check back with me in 7 years.

[Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu @KelvinuhK]

The Cs Sports @Waziri_Mvurya I suspect over Ksh. 10 million shillings has been approved in my name but it never got to me including All my reimbursement to Singapore & Benin. Ps sports @ElijahGMwangi guaranteed reimbursements for Benin and Singapore World Championship and showed me Ksh. 2.48 million approved under my name for the african Championship in Egypt but it never reached to me. Also all the trips they have been asking for the budgets and documents including reimbursements to Singapore & Benin and funding for Egypt, China and Paraguay, funds were approved but i did not receive them. We wrote to the Ministry of sports @moyasa_ke requesting for a detailed report on what was approved in my name for which event and got no response. Kindly the ministry of sports @moyasa_ke provide the documents requested showing events you approved the funds for, for you have never supported me despite approving funds under my name. Skating should not be sidelined.

[Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu @KelvinuhK]

It's unfortunate we shall not make it to the World Championship 2026. I've tried everything within my control. We were not accorded the appropriate support despite my efforts. Participating in this event could have been so special for me, I wanted to gift myself and my country but it's well. This marks the end of my 2026 competition season, looking forward to 2027. Despite the ignorance and frustration, I will keep pushing skating sports with every available resource and we shall restore our dignity. Kenyan athletes cannot keep changing their nationalities because of incompetence, we must stand up against the injustices. Truth is, money was approved in my name but had a more hardworking recipient, the sad reality that faces many Kenyan athletes, frustrating our hardwork. Lets focus on 2027!

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

"incorrect username or password"

BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

In other countries an interior CS would be pushed to resign for saying bandits are stronger than security apparatus! But Kenya...

[VJR🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Emil0kan]

Ronaldo: let's say a prayer
Georgina: thank you Jesus....
Ronaldo:

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

“Si tulee huyu mwenye nilikuja na yeye afike 10 years, ndiyo nikuzalie wako. Sitaki tufuatanishe watoto."

[𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐄𝐋 🇧🇷 @witsel__]

«Messi a été honoré comme Docteur à l'université de Buenos-Aires »

Cristiano Ronaldo à l'université de Lisbonne demain matin :

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Chilling on Nigeria's main power lines since you cant be electrocuted

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

90% of your movies involve witchcraft practises. The remaining 10% is Ogwechuku falling in love with Chineke. Having dams without electricity is diabolical. Better athletes maybe night runners since there is no light at night. Having a refinery without refined English is irony.

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

He preferred to invest where he can see his investments day and night.

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

That is 60,000 more people who you will have the ability to beg from.

[steppa🔗 @Ni_Gitiro]

Donating graph books to Nigerian families so that each household now has a grid

[Just in. @wydsajoh_]

loving me isn’t enough, you gotta love Dr. lionel andres messi too.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Ulimanage?

[The married man @marriedmn]

The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. 🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🏟️ 208 games.
⚽️ 126 goals.
🅰️ 67 assists.

🏆 FIFA World Cup
🏆🏆 Copa América
🏆 Finalissima

The end of the Lionel Messi era with Argentina. 🇦🇷