Master Wong

I'm not an early bird or a night owl, I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Rigathi Gachagua: There's a police unit operating as a ‘Black Site’ at Hurlingham, Nairobi, formerly known as the Heart Centre. The station is not gazetted and has been harassing small-scale gas traders. Between June and October 2025, the unit allegedly raided traders in Nairobi, Kiambu, Kajiado and Machakos, seizing over 200,000 gas cylinders

[Ndegwa Njiru Adv. @NjiruAdv]

To effectively avoid your goons, share with us their location pins Mr. @kipmurkomen

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I hear Sakaja wants to join ODM. We wish him well - Rigathi

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@AlionyaRoseline come see teeth

Natural. Just Colgate, IQ and wantam

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“Kenyans understand our agenda except one with a PhD,” Sifuna responds to President Ruto’s challenge on the opposition’s manifesto

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Women are good, they give us companionship, they make homes and they brighten our lives. Lakini as a man, pleasing women should not be your objective. A woman should be a helper, in achieving your goals. So trick is getting someone who aligns with what you want to achieve.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Residents of Kangema, Murang'a, protest withdrawal of road project, claim Mt Kenya region is being sidelined

[Nimo Kilonzo ♓️ @kilonzoNice]

Beautiful flowers for a beautiful woman 👩

[Mutati @_Mutati]

Panua miguu kiasi nione Ruto dia.

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Riggy G Junior: Man trending over striking resemblance to Gachagua flaunts his USA life.

Read the whole story here: https://t.co/FgFrJpxqut

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Mercy Tarus is vindicated, it's now happening

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A man seated on a Sambaza in a matatu wore a T-shirt well known to Kenyans.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Rebrand TSC to this.

[Billz @BillzDaOriginal]

Another day to show up.

We aren't giving up.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kenyans most of them,are very big classists subconsciously. Including those from the lower middle class,hawa wa kinoo,na Ruaka na Utawala. By just seeing how they are talking about these HeHa mover guys from kibera,you can tell they’re disgusted. Na hawa jamaa ujue ata hawajakosea mtu,lakini sasa juu sura zao zinakaa za watu ambao wameyaona mengi apa duniani,na sababu pia wametoka mazingira ambayo sio ya kufurahisha,they’re now being accused of promoting goonism. Surely!

Unajua tuseme for example hawa jamaa wangekua handsam kama mimi,ama wakue wametoka huko kilimani ama kileleshwa,hungeskia upuzi Kama iyo. They’re being hated on because of their background and looks,people are judging them even before they hear them. But these are very good men,in TikTok they have a very huge fanbase built on educating ghetto people on various matters because they’re elders

Please lets give these men a chance. Just because life has put us an inch above them,its not to mean we are any better than them,wewe wakikuja kukuhamisha just cooperate. Heha movers!

[Juma @JmJuma1]

This nigga creates memes so effortlessly.🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[A.M Media @a_m_media_ke]

''Mimi Sitaki kuitwa Sponsor!'' Wild Cheers as Former President Uhuru Kenyatta forced to Mention Edwin Sifuna as his preferred Presidential Candidate in Kitale.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“I want to make some decisions without undue influence,” Gachagua announces an extended trip to the US starting Wednesday, August 26

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Rigathi Gachagua: Huyu jamaa amekwama, anawadanganya pia nyinyi watu wa nyumbani, anawaua watu wa nyumbani, anachukua mashamba yenu, watu wa nyumbani, hata anaua watu wa nyumbani. Hata akijaribu kutubu, damu imejaa kwa mkono

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

From Olkalou straight to Moi University