Kelvin Kiru

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

Is this the plan?
1. Kill agriculture
2. Kill the informal economy
3. Kill SMEs
4. Defund education and health
5. Kill the people
6. Share land and loot with foreign corporates.

[Thuso™ 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @ramalokot]

Problem solved....

🔸5 presidents, 1 military and adopt 🇿🇦 constitution.

🔸1 currency and 1 reserve bank with 5 HQs

🔸54 prime misters and 412 premiers

🔸5 official languages (isiZulu, kiSwahili, Arabic, Lingala and Wolof)

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

There’s a solution but too many people in this country are soft and don’t have the stomach for it. Execute these women. Ideally in public. A lot of people with “mental health problems” are going to suddenly get over it if they know the other option is hanging from a rope.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Amkeni... This govt wants to limit information you get as a Kenyan.

BILL ALERT 🚨
The Access to Information (Ammendment) Bill, 2025.

Drafted as The Official Secrets (Ammendment) Bill, 2025. NA/DLS/BILLS/2/43/2025

Thread 🧵

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

There’s new beginnings hiding in places you cannot see. Forgive yourself and be done with it. Let a new life happen to you.

[Kunal Sharma @kunsha51]

If someone has withdrawn completely from your life, know that they loved you truly.

[Julius Geezer @Joao_Nerves]

Your lineage goes back further than 1703 don't be lazy, keep tracing it and it will lead you out of Africa

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

Knowing when stages come to an end.

Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever.

Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal.

Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans.

Forever Red Devil.

[$ilva 💸 @TheSilvapr]

1. If you are ever in a position to choose between a woman you like and a woman who likes you, go for the woman who likes you and shows it.

2. ⁠If you invite a woman over to your house and you initiate sex, if she says “NO” the first time, don’t take it as she trying to play hard to get or doing shakara, take it seriously and let her be. NO means NO. Sex has the power to ruin your future if you don’t listen.

3. ⁠If your parents are still alive, visit them and call them whenever you have the chance to. They won’t be here forever and you’ll regret not bonding with them in your 20s.

4. ⁠Never be afraid to be caught trying. Don’t be embarrassed for trying new things and failing at it. Try publicly and fail early. Since when has it become cool not to try? Exactly!

5. ⁠Do not date while you are struggling. I didn’t say you must be “rich” but when you are struggling, in bad shape or depressed, don’t date.

6. ⁠Pick one or two friends who share the same interest as you and build with them. Support each other.

7. ⁠If a woman shows you once that she’s not interested in you, DO NOT apply pressure. When a woman likes you, she’ll make it easy for you.

8. ⁠Cultivate the habit of saving. Save money no matter how little.

9. ⁠You know your addictions, start fighting them now. If you don’t, you are in serious trouble.

10. ⁠Always assume that no woman is talking to only you. More often than not, you will be right, and this will save you from heartbreaks.

[Lawyer @UGLawyer]

All Men Should Send Condolences.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And suddenly someone decided Christians were being persecuted and he needs to save them. 🤭

[Dr. Yousef 🇵🇸 @yousef_ki1]

If you see this image, put a dot to break the algorithm.

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Congratulations. DM nikutumie syllabus ya full stack software development

[Premier League @premierleague]

Man Utd take all three points in a thriller at Old Trafford 🔴

[𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 @opolot_ronnie]

Your auntie watching you study up to university knowing she’ll turn you into a mad person after graduation.

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

3 months later after you put your woman first

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

This warrants the death penalty

[Crystal’s tweets @oluwa_crystal]

Church engineer: testing microphone 1 2 1 2

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