Kelza Pilkington

Floating Anarchist, Wordsmith, Rat Queen, Starving Artist, University of Chester 🌟

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@Mythic_Magpie Oh yeah sorry about that, I was just checking in on ya

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

BUTTS

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@Mythic_Magpie The mental image of you slamming your mighty fist through a tub of Treeselets is super badass though and so relatable, 10/10 would perform physical violence for cheese flavoured things

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

Between a late night finish and an upcoming early start, I’ve also had to deal with lovely chronic PCOS abdominal pain and, between me and my dog, almost every bodily fluid ending up in places where it shouldn’t be. Safe to say I’m pretty pissed off today.

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

No exaggeration, spent the majority of my waking hours over the past week working. On a fast track to exhaustion - was meant to have a rare Sunday off so I could actually attempt to clean my house and relax but nah, been scheduled in for another full day.

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@AliceOseman @teambkmrk I would share with my gorgeous boo @Mythic_Magpie ❤️😘

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@Mythic_Magpie @AliceOseman @teambkmrk Ahhhh this looks adorable 😍😍🌈

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@hell_hextress Yeah, I shudder to think about how long it's gonna take to pay it all off with the interest adding up 😩 I haven't reached anywhere near the repayment threshold yet so it's gonna keep mounting. One thing I*will* have to pay off soon though is half of my student overdraft 🙃

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

Lmao @ my racist cousin who thinks students are better off than him, a man who owns his own Ltd company

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

But yes, tell me how students are much better off than someone who is running their own fairly successful Ltd company 🙄

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

I applied for a Railcard to get a discount, which would have massively taken the edge off of rail costs... except the discount was only applicable on weekdays well after the time when I had to get my train, because all of my seminars seemed to be at 9am.

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@JohnnyVegasReal Piers, meanwhile, makes an active decision on a daily basis to be a massive bellend...

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@hell_hextress This was me with losing my Dad. People are always telling me how brave I was because I still managed to be so chipper about things but inside I was a fucking wreck. I just couldn't afford to not be functional because there was stuff that wouldn't wait for me forever :/

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@hell_hextress Everything about this is so heartbreaking :(

[Kelza Pilkington @Kelzadiddle]

@hell_hextress It baffles me that for a person who has survived cancer once before, the GP wouldn’t immediately think to check for a recurrence in that cancer. That they would just diagnose by symptoms in cases like this is astounding and I can only imagine your frustration