Kel$AP Bern

Professional self-smarter.

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Going to the bars in East Lasing during the summer is basically the same thing as showing up to the strip club on a Monday.

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Hey what’s up people it’s been about… idk 4 years since I was on Twitter but I just wanted to say FUCK the SCOTUS and Nancy Pelosi is a Fallout 4 ghoul.

[Fireball sommelier @Sheehan_Sports]

WHO’S 3-9 AGAINST THEIR RIVALS IN THEIR SEVENTH YEAR OF BEING “THE SAVIOR”???????

[haj @ben_haji06]

Yeah I like Dune

Dune ur mom

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@Bendrickson23 I'm impressed

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@jennproos Amen brother

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😂

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Sheesh!

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@AbigailsJoy But I don't hate you and if god does he can get on with it !

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God hates the Lions

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@AbigailsJoy I feel this

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Hate to tell you AB but bosses will fire your ass working for 17$ an hour at any point they want too. Welcome to the real world

[AB @AB84]

Will not be playing in the @NFL anymore these owners can cancel deals do whatever they want at anytime we will see if the @NFLPA hold them accountable sad they can just void guarantees anytime going on 40m 2 months will see if they pay up !

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You cannot tell me there is a God if you've actually sat down and fucking watched a lions game

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@hudson75_jeff And honestly he has a fire that D'Antonio neeeeeeds at this point

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I'm a Lions fan (unfortunately) and for the Eagles that is one of the stupidest no-calls I've ever seen. I feel for Eagles people

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@Harry_Bhogal They're ferocious!

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LETS GO EMU

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@alicen_ann Pffffft! That's hilarious

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Fat white dads get the funniest kind of pissed off

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Jim Harbaugh

https://t.co/nV9XdkNIWx

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@johnscharf12 That organization boils down to Martha Ford. Matt Stafford is a legit warrior. I'll never forget him throwing a game winner after breaking his collarbone

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D. Stew getting drafted this year.... hard...