Kel

🚻They/Them🖤 Take a break and play a while, doo da, doo da. Guaranteed I'll make you smile, oh the doo da day♦️Music=Life ❤️

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

Which #Leo are you? maybe a little bit of both 👏🏼

[Kel @Kelzplay]

@mirandafrights 🫂🫂🫂

[Kel @Kelzplay]

I wish I was good at something to make my mom proud. 🥲
#pitypartytime #iknowshelovesme #ijustwishiwascooler

[Kel @Kelzplay]

Update & maybe unpopular opinion; but reading in a cemetery is SO much better then a coffee shop. 🖤

[Kel @Kelzplay]

Can officially say I’ve had coffee & sat down to read a book at a coffee shop. Honestly I didn’t get far because this definitely isn’t as relaxing or calm as movies make it out to be 🤷🏻
Guess I’ll dream of a house with a bay window & read with my cats while it’s rains.
#goals

[Kel @Kelzplay]

People my age getting married, traveling the world, having babies & buying houses while I got employee of the month at a mall job✌🏻💀 #mylifeisaverage

[Kel @Kelzplay]

@mirandafrights Omg what? are you ok?!

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo is that person who’s 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day.

[Kel @Kelzplay]

I think it’s absolutely appropriate that I get indeed notifications from the job I had last year that they’re hiring every other month.
It was the only job I EVER quit on spot. The turn over is ridiculous for a “crystal shop”.
Karma is a bitch & she is beautiful to watch 💯🖤🤣

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leos be sleepy all the time except when it’s time to sleep.

[Kel @Kelzplay]

Just so it’s on the record:
I would like the “Cupid Shuffle” to play at my funeral.
That is all

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

Some things are better left unsaid, which #Leo usually realizes after they say them.

[Kel @Kelzplay]

Hard pill to swallow: People will never think about me the way I think about them

[Kel @Kelzplay]

Taco Bell guy be like “Good Morning!”
Sir, it is 9pm 💀

[Kel @Kelzplay]

Idk HOW @JobenTruett sleeps through the rocket launches followed by the sonic boom.
I’m awake thinking we’re under attack every time.
Is it just me or are they launching more often now? 😵‍💫
#floridaliving #spacecoast

[Kel @Kelzplay]

31 is being hungover eating McDonald’s while taking a bath🍟

[Kel @Kelzplay]

@JobenTruett

[Kel @Kelzplay]

I.Hate.The.Cold

[Kel @Kelzplay]

@JobenTruett

[Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla]

"...and I realised it wasn't my heart that was empty, it was my stomach. I'm Mackerel Zarcilla and you're listening to The I'm Hungry podcast"