Kemat

Push your limits. Do or die.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

I am deceased 💀

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The moment Pharrell realized Kanye recorded "Through the Wire" while having his mouth wired shut

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Tea time read

Pioneer Display Audio DMH-SZ700 https://t.co/LYrn61N1f6 https://t.co/4xxigcLyOB

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The LEGENDARY stare down

[Abang Panda 🐼 @zulazri03]

Ya allah kesiannya. Sebabkan RM10 kt bigpay, terus hidup musnah. Acc bank freeze.. Dah macam muflis pulak. Report bank negara tak jalan.. @bigpaymeapp

Anyone know how to help her?

Next sambungan

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

There is a lot going on here and I love it!
😂🤣😆

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

black cat's aura 🐈‍⬛

[GEMPAK 360 @GEMPAK_KGS]

Seriuslaaaaaa 😭
https://t.co/tF0BXOq4vy

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

One of the cutest videos ever 😂❤️

[Pew @pewpiece]

Ramadan Mubarak to all my Muslim friends and followers! 🌙🤍

[Better Start Today @BetterStartHQ]

The message here will change your life.

[brgsjks @brgsjks]

Pernah tak korang tengah berak lepastu bila flush, taik tak hilang hilang. Maksudnya apa? Maksudnya taik kau tak diterima bumi. Bertaubatlah.

[fazlibrahim @fzlbrohhh]

@xallehrazax @AURORAmusic @NEPTUNESPR No hate towards nadin tapi macam takda artis lain je. Opening act orang luar, main act pun orang luar. Local artist berlambak kot hmmm.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I would never have the patience for this

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Tan Sri Tony, the founder of AirAsia, arrives in Kuala Lumpur. He enters a nasi lemak shop and orders a nasi lemak.

The waiter nods and says, "That'll be 10 cents, Tan Sri."

Surprised, Tony replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over the Ringgit.

The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest nasi lemak in Malaysia."

“Malaysia Boleh," Tony responds.

Then the bartender notices, "Tan Sri, you don't have a fork and spoon. That'll be three Ringgit for one of ours."

Tony sighs but pays up. He takes his nasi lemak and goes to sit down.

“Sorry," the waiter adds, "there's a two Ringgit charge to sit unless you booked online for just one Ringgit."

Annoyed, Tony takes a sit and places his bag on the seat next to him.

“Tan Sri, you're taking up two seats. You'll need an extra spot for another two Ringgit," says the waiter.

Frustrated, Tony stands up, places his nasi lemak on the table, and shouts, "This is ridiculous! Do you know who I am? I want to speak to the manager!"

“Of course, Tan Sri," replies the bartender.

"I've had enough," says Tony angrily. "I came for a meal and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!"

"Certainly, Tan Sri," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him via the messaging feature in our apps.”

"I'll never come back to this restaurant!" Tony screams.

“That's fine, Tan Sri, but remember we're the only restaurant in Malaysia selling nasi lemak for 10 cents."

[ayo.artss @madamayo_]

This is CREATIVE!!!

[Eduard @edthesoundman]

Pro tip: Even more useful than mono, LR swapping is a great way to test your mix.