#CornrowKemi

I just got remixed, chopped n screwed. I went from ashy to nasty to classy, still...

#TonyYayoStanAccount

[TRAZE 🐅 @MrTraze]

The Talibans are wise 😭

[Veratti 🇦🇷 🇪🇸🫆 @MV1759]

Year 3 of skipping every video of women wearing nose rings

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

@MV1759 Lmaoooo 😂 😂

Why???

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

This tweet is exactly why you, in particular, have to be kept silent.

Look at this fool.

[khadijah. @cutedeejerhh]

Keep her silent?!

The Qur’an has a surah called Al mujadilah because a woman argued with the prophet, about her right,and Allah sided with her.

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

Your loss, you prostitute.

Sleeping around like a dog. Haha

[Nefisah💕 @Nefisah001]

I went to his place, and I cooked white rice cos he had some stew in his freezer, brought it out and there was one meat in it. So I told him there’s just one meat left but it’s in your food, I guess I just wanted to see what he’ll do, he ate it all. Everything, and this is someone that comes to my house and I bring out a fresh batch of goat meat in the freezer. Any way, I felt somehow, meat isn’t my problem; I had soup in my own house and I never cook without both meat and fish, it was just the lack of sensibility of it all.
So I decided to go to bed, he stayed up and I was awoken around 2am in the morning to him watching Andrew Tate on YouTube on a very very loud volume about masculinity. Till date, any time I remember I dated this person, I recoil to myself, last time I ever looked an Igbo man twice! I didn’t break up, I just stopped taking his calls and responding to his messages, he called and called, his brother called, he even tagged me to a post here and I untangled myself. Tufia!!!

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

This is how they say all of you Muslims are terrorists. Lol

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

Muslims, please what’s the meaning of her tattoos?

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

@Adedxpo @RufaiHafsat1 You're so stupid, lol

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

45 mins?

Lol

[Cjay🌎 @AnyanwuMalachy]

There was this time I called my babe, those random late night calls and she was so mute that I kept trying to force her to talk to me or say at least what was wrong, but she said there was nothing.

She kept giving me this monosyllabic response, and when I couldn't have it anymore for like 45mins, I told her good night and then ended the call.

Minutes later my phone beeped, she had sent me a long paragraph explaining what I did that got her in that mood, I read it and snubbed.

I then dropped a post on my status which was totally unrelated because it was about football.

30 mins, later.... she called and asked if I saw her message, I told her isn't it obvious I saw it?.... she asked why didn't I reply, I said nothing .... she tried to pick offense, I acted so unbothered, until she got angry and hung up.

Guess who showed up at my door first thing the next morning fresh Market Square bread and fresh tomatoes for egg sauce which is my favorite?

You definitely guessed right.....

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

@pen_gamee Aameen.

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

@RufaiHafsat1 Finish? Is ND not a certificate?
Are there women who have higher education and choose not to work?

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

@Omar_Mustie Cos if you speak...! Lol

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

Lmao. You think @Femi_OfMainland has sense???

[Maigida 🫶 @Abubakarolami13]

@Femi_OfMainland She didn't point out the financial status or capacity, the tweets talks about two things being a ND holder and covering her body (maybe niqob) these two doesn't give explicit status or conditions of the fiance or the lady.
"She will learn outside" is the cause for all the fuss...

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

Look at your face, you stupid girl.

[OLUWAKEMISOLA ❤️❤️(PERFUME PLUG) @Oluwakemimosho2]

I was asked to advise a friend's sister to, I told her sister that she is an adult, let her face the consequence of any action she makes,like how will you want to get married without any source of income..

Issokay

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

1. Do the DNA test for your children
2. Give her 7 days ultimatum to get her shit together.
3. Divorce her if Step 2 fails.
4. Marry a new wife.
5. You can skip Step 3 and do polygamy.

If you do anything different than the above-listed, you will die a fool.

Simple as that.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

People are really going through a lot. To the person who sent this, I'm sorry I didn't check my NGL since.

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

@bissiriyu @arojinle1 May you live long. Thanks.

I don't know who gave birth to these docile men.

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

Twitter is the funniest app because in which other world would a parent give birth to a person like you and wasted money educating them only for them to end up a fool with no functioning brain.

When, in the past decade, has Mourinho not been good?

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Football is the funniest industry because in what other profession could you be sacked from 5 out of your last 6 jobs and not been good in about a decade but still then manage to land the most prestigious job in your field? 😭😭

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

Why exactly did Perez not choose to pay less when he could/should have?

We/He was very sure he would win the elections. So, why? I need answers please @Phoenix9169

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

A Benfica SAD comunicou à CMVM que o Real Madrid CF formalizou a intenção de contratar José Mourinho pelo valor de 15 milhões de euros, tendo o treinador dado o seu acordo.

Obrigado, José Mourinho.

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

You are a very stupid person.

[Owolabi Abdullah Ishola @AbdullahIs74903]

I have read so many messages concerning what I posted here yesterday. My view is quite different from yours—please understand that and let there be peace. Some people have criticized me for exposing my bed; where did you see that in my post? Some have been calling me a liar, saying I haven’t married one wife, talk less of two. Who cares?
It has been long since you guys have been dragging me over a matter that is not meant for dragging.
I really appreciate those who called my attention privately yesterday, and those who also called my attention publicly with sincere intentions.

May Allah reward you all.

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

He's so unhinged 😅

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 President Donald Trump had a fiery on-air showdown during an interview on "Meet the Press" -- with things escalating to the point where he abruptly left after repeated pushback from host Kristen Welker.

🎥 NBC

[#CornrowKemi @KemiButane]

Welcome to the USA!

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: A shooting has happened near England’s World Cup base in Missouri.

Nine people have suffered injuries. @TheAthleticFC