Capo

Welcome to the show

[👽⭐️🇸🇳 @BiggySpurs]

This nigga looking like Nicholas Jackson.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This shit has been frying my ass all day😂😂😂

[Capo @KemoSabay_]

@Bluecoxtra @SJohnsonSport He can hear it from the bench!

[Satsuki Andina🇵🇪 @muzystar15]

Es gracioso porque los de abajo tampoco son franceses

[kordell @lledrook]

this shit like a warning signal

[Mattia @MattiaCFC]

We were fucking second in December before he decided to blow the season up

[Capo @KemoSabay_]

@rhystakes Ok man take it easy lol too far

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

That time Vladimir Putin randomly showed up at a military shooting range and casually outshot everyone there 👀

[Kenpachi @Kenpachi1070]

Le jour où Emiliano Martínez a fait ses adieux émus aux supporters d’Aston Villa en pensant qu’un grand club allait venir le chercher.

Personne n’est venu. Il est toujours à Aston Villa. 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

[🎬N @Nino12x]

That first Granit Xhaka tackle on Declan Rice at the Bridge next season is going to feed families 😂

[(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_]

Se terminó la fase de grupos del mundial, se acabó el amor entre todos, empieza el racismo y xenofobia

[Foundring 🇺🇸 @foundring1]

Strongly suspect the Venezuelan earthquakes were not a natural event.

[Mod @CFCMods]

I’m not exaggerating when I say this, 39 year old Lionel Messi is still the best footballer in the world and I’ve clocked he will be the best till he decides he wants to retire, ridiculous.

[OLÚWÀTÍBÀMÍȘE 😈 @bamise066]

I feel sorry for Kane, Mbappe, Dembele, Yamal, and Haaland… this short man is about to steal the Ballon d’Or with his World Cup performance.

[george @StokeyyG2]

7’4 Basketballer Victor Wembanyama with an absolute beauty of a free kick…👏😮‍💨

[MAH @matissearmani]

Enzo Fernandez is now valued at £160m due to tonight’s market inflation. I trust the player’s representatives & Real Madrid club officials are informed. Flat fee, no add ons. Thank you.

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

Enzo Fernandez sale should be sorted quickly, let’s make movies

[🦝todd🦝 @PainBruv]

We’d be watching Rooney tonight too if they never invented sugar, saturated fats, alcohol, tobacco, whores 🥲💔